Absolute nonsense.
I have a good hat from Lock & co that I've had for 10 years, and I'm neither gay nor a shitcunt.

Socks should be black, and black only. If not, you're a Wrong.

Altalt: "the garden's full of furniture and the house is full of plants" - Flanders & Swan. I'm not too keen on houseplants; that's Mrs Vagabond's job.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:53, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

HOUSEPLANTS
that's the word I'm looking for, houseplants are shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)

^ Balding

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Totes not yet.
Besides which, balding is a sign of virility and dominance.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)

No its not
Neither is it a sunroof for a love machine or any of these phrases that baldies use in order to cover up the fact that their shiny chrome plated heads look stupid
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Well, if silverback gorillas are anything to go by
the alpha males tend to go bald due to excess testosteron, AND they have harems of several females.

And are pretty awesome.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)

tiny winkies though

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:40, Reply)