bribery
works like a charm, and you hand them back when they are thoroughly spoiled/overexcited/full of sugar

alt: stop turning battered on. you know that place is porn for him.

altalt: as bent as a pink sock.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:21, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You shouldn't have to bribe them.
They're children, not Russian mafia bosses. They should do what they're fucking told.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:23, Reply)

it's so much easier if you bribe them

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Rod - back
Your nieces/nephews will always expect this from you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_health/23195-embarrassed-got-a-red-lump-on-my-labia-pls-help
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:27, Reply)

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_health/1850652-Orange-discharge
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_health/1844348-Not-too-sure-where-to-post-But-painful-sex-for-a-year
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)