I will not be in attendance due to a prior arrangement.
But it's my dream to meet some of you knobs at some point.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:10, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

curling up in a ball in a darkened room weeping and rocking back and forth can wait, go and meet the retards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)

I would love go and stare awkwardly at strangers having fun, and engaging in WHOTHEFUCKAREYOU CHAT
But I cannot today.

Did you get an invite yet?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)

I attended one of these events once
It was not in the slightest bit awkward that they all knew each other well, having met many times before and I was the only one there who didn't know anyone. Oh no.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Are you sure it wasn't just because you are heavily autistic?
were wearing a Baja hoodie and stank from 3 weeks without washing?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)

That sounds perfect. I'm cancelling my evening with 'real' friends and going 'bashing' or whatever you kids say these days.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Your first b4sh is always a bit like that.
I was lucky, I met Boyce for a few beers before popping along to one so I didn't care less by the time I got there.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

It was surprisingly normal actually
I had a couple of beers on the train down, but you cunts were actually alright.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)

This is what I would do.
I would also actively engage in conversation so as not to be all left out.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)

yes*






*no
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)

That's sad.
I'm glad I've got something to do later, as no-one will be on here by the looks of things.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)

taht's ok, I've got Great British Bake Off to catch up on Iplayer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Well I think we know who's gonna have the best time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

i'm gonna watch question time from last night and drink beer and eat cauliflower cheese and pray that some work comes in next week.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)

i fucking love cauliflower cheese with some nice smoked bacon and mango chutney

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)

i've got chipolatas and jalapenos

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)

oooh, nice twist you big ginger bear you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)

You'd love to meet me, you're just in denial.

( Kroney, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)

I wait outside your house trying to get up the courage to knock ont he door and say hello.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)

I thought that was you I saw
I was behind the lamppost on the other side
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)

One of you two is lying.
There's only one lamp post. I think Pigsy is telling the truth, as he knew to knock on the door as the bell doesn't work.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)

i got to the front door, used all my courage to press the bell, and it didn't work.
I ran away in tears and have yet to get the courage again.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Don't give up mate.
I've got some Kit-Kats in for when you summon up the courage.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)

i'm not fucking trick or treating.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Are those your 'normal' clothes?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)

yeah. :(
to my constant shame, this is what I was wearing the night I met ladypig
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Jesus.
Pretty fly for a white (and black) guy.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)

that was only the half of it
flic.kr/p/fXGKV6
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)

I can only assume your Doris's dodgy eyes were very helpful to you that night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)

i wish i could find the photo of her that night.
she had an amazing outfit on.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)

are you a juggalo?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)

no.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Yeah you are

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)

i did once buy one of their albums, when i was about 12,
this is more of a clown thing we had going on in a band for a while.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Dozer fucking loves ICP

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)

i have heard.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)

What I don't get is why you haven't spilt your drink.
Given that you are standing on the wall.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Bit racist.

( Kroney, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)

oh, that's nothing,
our lead singer was big on animal rights at this point, and after that killer whale died a few years back in a show place, he wrote a song about it, and we did make up to look like killer whales. The make up melted under the stage lights and sweat, and i came off stage looking like a golliwog.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)