Harters is dead in a fucking ditch.
I just ate six wasabi peanuts at the same time.

Yeah, that's right, SIX WASABI PEANUTS, SIMULTANEOUSLY.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:13, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I had some wasabi peas a few weeks ago.
Like horseradish, innit?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)

my friend's dog got into their cupboard and ate a 2kg bag of them
it cried every time it had a shit for a week.

also there is a LOL picture on the internet somewhere of a sushi bar where the wasabi bowl has a sign next to it saying "this is not guacamole". something must have gone horribly wrong previously.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

yeah
Mustard an' all innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)

That's a whole day's worth of food for swipey

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

i've just eaten a whole bag of chickpeas ACTUALLY
88 cals for breakfast and lunch!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Just another 1900 odd calories needed for the rest of the day then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Also, calorie counting as a method of losing weight is bent and stupid.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Why?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

i sort of agree and sort of disagree
in that 2,000 calories of mars bar per day ain't helping anyone.

but if you are generally eating healthily, it's a useful GUIDE as to how much you are taking in and burning off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Here's a useful guide:
88 calories for breakfast and lunch is woefully inadequate, even for a chunky bird like you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:42, Reply)

I heard a consultant on R4 a few weeks ago ripping a 'diet specialist' a new one for spouting the latest mumbo jumbo
The gist of his recipe for losing weight (for the 99.9% of us that don't have metabolic problems)?
Burn more calories than you consume. There are two ways to do this, lower your intake to less calories than you burn or up your calorie burning to more than you consume.
That's it in a nutshell.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Or you know, do a bit of both.
Eat a bit less, do a bit more.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)