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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
altalt: Need to go shopping and get the Doris a birthday present.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:51,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Nothing says I love you like a dildo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:51,
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I liked that one she did with that rapper M&M.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:53,
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She's probably another of Monty's customers.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:55,
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buy her theatre tickets for a london show, like "book of mormon" and a fancy dinner
you can always crash at mine
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:55,
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Considering the action that spare bed has seen
this is an offer not to refuse.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:59,
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I bet the fat mess hasn't changed the sheets. There will still be a stained mix of their sweaty juices on them.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:02,
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I think Nando's do gift cards now.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:02,
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So does YM
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:05,
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Yeah, but she charges by weight, so it would cost you a fair bit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:11,
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BOOM!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:13,
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Did you trip over?
SOMEBODY GET THE WINCH
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Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:16,
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And you, Gaston.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:19,
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