Never going to happen.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:22, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Said every new father ever

( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

this^
You'll soon find that 3 year olds really respond well to talking when they've just thrown a toy car at the fireplace and smashed a glass/mirror photo frame.

/mayhavehappenedonsaturday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

I've never smacked my kids as a punishment
but I have to prevent them from either causing harm to themselves, each other, someone else or to stop them destroying something they know they shouldn't be destroying.
( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)

So why did you think I was puking?

( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Monty said "PJ was puking"
I thought it was you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I think he meant pjm

( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)

ahhhhhhhhhhh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Consider my username. How do you think that came about? N.E.V.E.R. Just wont.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Shut up, 4 pints.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)

5.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)

One for every foot
Hence why Stumped went home after 1
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)

My dad beat the shit out of me as a kid,
again its very different. When I smack my kids its for shock value and I am pretty much certian it doesn't hurt them.
( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)

this also ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

My youngest will cry if she thinks shes been smacked
so I clap my hands loudly behind her back and thats enough, its funny to psychologically torture little Mange Tout
( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

you worked in a fish & chip shop?
did they have bottles or sachets of ketchup?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

^ This guy knows how to get to the crux of the matter
/oats
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)