I'm not Scottish
Why did you think I am?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:24, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You never bought a drink

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I fucking did.
Thirty shitters that round cost me. Bloody London
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

WTF? Where's Daddy's pint?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

You were in the bathroom checking your makeup at the time, I believe.

( Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

very imortnat to frequently power one's nose to avoid 'shine'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Hence Monty/Stunned disappearing all the time?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)

You drank it, you tool

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

what a flid eh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

poor dirty daddy donkey

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Cos you're from Edinburgh innit.
But I've been to Edinburgh and they don't talk like you. I've also been to Maidenhead and they do.

I'm not accusing you of being a fake Jock or whatever, I'm just saying it's veeeeery coincidental that you come from a part of Edinburgh where the local accent is strikingly similar to Berkshire's.
( Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

I come from the welsh borders
I live in Edinburgh.

/really Berkshire? Sad face, online
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)