i'd quite like to be jennifer aniston
but then i wouldn't give it back. she'd be stuck with my life and i with hers. ha!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:24, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Really?
How sad
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)

what, to be gorgeous and a multi-millionairess with a cool career??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)

She can open tin cans with her chin

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)

that's hardly a reason
not to want to be her for a day.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Why on earth would you want her life?
She's a right knobcheese.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)

because it looks soooooooooo much better than mine
i just spent the last hour working on slides for a talk on terminal dilapidations.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)

the playground at the Natural History Museum is great innit?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)

i've only been to the ice skating rink
i live quite near it, and... because tourist cunts
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)

It's not really though is it?
She picks up a constant steam of useless fellas, has a massive arse and had to buy her own house. Best case scenarios, you're going like for like here. Actually, you'd be trading down as you'd have to buy your own house.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:43, Reply)