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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright you bunch of tapirs
I think this might be the shittest ever day on here and I hold you personally responsible.

If you could be somebody else for a day who would you choose?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:13, 209 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Fuck off, put your piss suit on and lay down in a trough.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:22, Reply)
*shrugs*
I've been busy.

OK!!!!???!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Me too
*sadfaces*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)
i'd be a rock star of some kind
or someone who plays in a proper orchestra (providing I got their abilities too)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:20, Reply)
ELFROCK!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:23, Reply)
have you seen some of the mad scandanavian
Finntroll stuff. It's metal, but about trolls and dwarves and things
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)
I have not

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3u86DPd7qc
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)
wow that's shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
i'd quite like to be jennifer aniston
but then i wouldn't give it back. she'd be stuck with my life and i with hers. ha!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Really?
How sad
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)
what, to be gorgeous and a multi-millionairess with a cool career??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)
She can open tin cans with her chin

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
that's hardly a reason
not to want to be her for a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Why on earth would you want her life?
She's a right knobcheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)
because it looks soooooooooo much better than mine
i just spent the last hour working on slides for a talk on terminal dilapidations.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
the playground at the Natural History Museum is great innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)
i've only been to the ice skating rink
i live quite near it, and... because tourist cunts
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
It's not really though is it?
She picks up a constant steam of useless fellas, has a massive arse and had to buy her own house. Best case scenarios, you're going like for like here. Actually, you'd be trading down as you'd have to buy your own house.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:43, Reply)
I'd be you then kill myself
hth xx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)
but then you'd be killing YOURSELF
whilst you were him
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)
He's such a fucking idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)
he could jump off'f the shard or summat at 23:59:59
GODS PEOPLE PUT SOME FUCKEN THOUGHT IN YEAH?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)
my friend is up there RIGHT NOW having cocktails
she keeps sending me pics of the view.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Busy. Soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Would anybody like to see my cleavage?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)
NOT AGAIN
NEVER AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)
I have very vague memories of Marilyning
But I don't remember the dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Marilyning?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Yeah, that thing Munroe did where she sort of leant forward and squished them together
with the tops of her arms.

You know, MARILYNING
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
happpppppy birrrrrrrrrrrrthday misterrrrrrrrrrr presidenttttt

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)
*vomits*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)
you didn't see it
you don't know man, you weren't THERE
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)
I never am...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
... and now i know why
also i got molested by some girl who kept stroking my coat and telling me i look like florence from florence and the machine.

i think this might have been a ginger crack...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Which is funny because she looked like Danny De Vito's Penguin.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)
YOU DO NOT MEAN ME
I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT

bless her, i thought she looked like mama cass
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
link fail

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)
What the FUCK is that mess?
Also the link's a disgrace.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Yeah can you delete this? It's making the text on my phone all small.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)

coat and telling me i look like florence from florence and the machine.

i think this might have been a
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
DAMN YOU
DAMN YOU AND ALL YOUR HIDEOUS KIND
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)
cant say that i do Joe
thats cause i really dont
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)
yes, pictures please

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)

www.dominicmunnelly.ie/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/moobs.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)
I am WAY sexier than that.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
i don't think you're ready for this jelly

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
at least have the decency to admit you're in no fucken position to be casting the first stone Mince
id be you mince, youre my hero
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Keith Floyd.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)
you want to spend 24hrs as a rotten corpse in a coffin, underground?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)
he's dead

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)
make a change from sitting on his lap i suppose
Floyd Harris
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
isn't he dead too?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
oh wait, maybe that was rod hull
meh same thing
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)
hes not called keith so thatd make a shit strikethrough
you're not really striving for excellence here are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)
nah
it would be wasted on you lot
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
dont let your baysh buddies hear you say that
you might not get a shot on the etch-a-sketch next time
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
they love me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)
*wonders why*
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2095556
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
BECAUSE I AM AWESOME

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)
They both spent the prime of their lives with their hand up a duck's arse.
If only we could all be so lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)
*golf clap*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)
i cocked that up at reading today
we couldn't tell if the shit picture was a cat or a squirrel, so i told my little boy that maybe it was both, called a squat or a cirrel. he laughed.

of course, the next page was a fucking fish and duck, wasn't it... DISH! i yelled quickly, and moved on.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Last Sunday I watched Keith Floyd programmes for about 12 hours straight

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)
When you could have watched Bergerac, Minder & Lovejoy?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)
I have had a fucking busy day
And I was down in that shit hole called London yesterday (pretending to be grown up and going to meetings)

but its nearly beer time
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
I don't want to be anybody else.
I'm in the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)
I s'pose I'd choose a different pub, if I could.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)
and maybe some friends, so you didn't have to lurk in the corner crouched over your phone

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Oh God I'm so lonely.
Will you be my friend, Nakers?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)
you know it
but I ain't coming to Cov and I "won't do that"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)

phone tumescent member
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)
It's legal to wank on the beach in Sweden now
I might move there.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Winona Ryder.
I'd spend the day naked with Natalie Portman and lez up in front of a mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)
I have a bit of a straight crush on Mila Kunis and felt odd watching them lez off in Black Swan
Portman, not Ryder. Though they could have
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)
I have a bit of a gay crush on her, Zoey Deschanel and Eliza Dushku.
I think I have a 'type'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:06, Reply)
It's not a straight crush
She looks like a boy. The vagina is an afterthought. You fancy her because, well, you fancy men. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 19:15, Reply)
Yeah?
Well, I blame YOUR FACE.

I'd be the queen. Just to see what it's like to sit around all day doing nothing, while married to a man who's just clinging to the right side of death.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
I saw that, Gaston.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)
I had a sudden "oh, that was the joke" moment.
Nothing to see here, move along.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Flid.
I suppose I could go the other way, and say Barbara Windsor...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Click!
I smiled. That's good for today
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
For the question I'd be Tom Hardy
and take pictures of myself naked and send them to my home address for when we swap back places.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
just bwatch Bronson you big gay

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Nah he needs that tash off.
Cinema aint the real thing.
He would be up and ready
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
How do you convey a similar pejorative when the chap in question is actually gay.
"You big straight?" I'm finding this all endlessly fascinating.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I think the term is 'bi-curious'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
yeah..you think
you bi curious bender
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Roger Waters' ex wife just ordered again
as did a woman called Wendy Bent.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)
this is the stuff internet gold is made of

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:03, Reply)
So, your wife's called Wendy, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:04, Reply)
and yours is called "wind talker"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:05, Reply)
You think I'm married to a Navajo?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:07, Reply)
I thought you were tangles...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:10, Reply)
Should have gone to Specsavers...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)
I'll bet she ordered something for the Wendy House.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Yo
I have been getting shit ready for my hollipops inbetween watching TV and playing stupid facebook games. In other words, I have been doing nothing towards getting shit ready for my hollipops.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:08, Reply)
Please immediately desist from using the word 'hollipops'.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Vicious rumours about you on the Internet today Lighty.
Battered said you shelled out for a round last night.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:10, Reply)
yeah a round in the ring with a 2 year old!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:10, Reply)
I did
I often do, I just wait till those cunts are outside smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:19, Reply)
wise

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:21, Reply)
I have to smoke
It takes away the smell of internet
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 19:17, Reply)
I've done some pretty serious damage Boyce.
I think I might go up the hospital.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:13, Reply)
post a picture, we can help

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Yeah, like I'm going to link a photo of myself on the Internet.
It doesn't look too bad, but it's fucking agony and when I pulled it open to get the TCP in there I think there was bone.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:16, Reply)
You're a man. secure a flannel around it with some gaffer tape
and get back in the car's engine bay.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:22, Reply)
I tried that, but it hurts a lot.
I'm gonna have a beer and see how it is in the morning I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:31, Reply)
Good lad

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:32, Reply)
you did yesterday...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Prove it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:20, Reply)
get it looked at, definitely
all sorts of nerves and shit in there.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:22, Reply)
What the fuck have you done?
Did I miss hilarity?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:30, Reply)
Smashing up old shed, caught finger on rusty nail because I'm a twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:32, Reply)
That doesn't sound good.
When did you last have a tetanus?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:32, Reply)
No idea.
I am not worried too much about tetanus though. It's fairly clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)
'Rusty' doesn't sound good.
Especially when the next word is 'pubes'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Finished work but no beer til later.
Father in law just had a minor op and one of us will be fetching him home.

Well if it was only for the day I take it I couldn't get killed so an astronaut or sutin.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Well, turns out you aren't *all* knobs, some of you are alright.
I would be 'Bill Clay'
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:25, Reply)
Wait, who's not a nob?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)
That doesn't sound right to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:48, Reply)
Lol joke you are ALL knobs

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:54, Reply)
I've decided to bite the bullet and go out for dinner with the missus anyway.
She's all keen and she's reasonably hot, so I'd best keep her on-side.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:27, Reply)
Get half a dozen pints down you and take her for a curry.
She'll be like putty in your hands then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:28, Reply)
yeah
brown stinky putty

by which i mean shit, as this was horrifically unclear
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:28, Reply)
That's just the waiters.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)
Good old Sporto and his brothers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
I don't clean behind my fridge
I hear that makes me a slut. I'm not sure how that works - are men attracted by the build up of muck behind the fridge? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)
Fridges and women do have a lot in common though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)
they both leak when they're fucked?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)
Cold as ice and
fuck all on the top shelf?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)
When you open them up, they light up.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)
this is actually a very bless answer

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:51, Reply)
really?
i read it in patrick bateman's voice...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:54, Reply)
only works if she's swallowed a maglight

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:00, Reply)
or keeps wondering why it doesn't buzz when switched on

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:04, Reply)
A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
winning^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:51, Reply)
And you can't dispose of a woman
by puncturing her compressor and leaving her outside for the council to pick up.

I know, I tried it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:16, Reply)
something about
mouldy lettuce and forgotten yoghurts?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:51, Reply)
I keep them both in the cellar....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:57, Reply)
The word slut has changed meaning over the years.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:48, Reply)
i see
this is why the mould infestation has brought less boys to my yard than the milkshake
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:52, Reply)
To be honest I wasn't aware there *was* a 'behind the fridge'
I thought it was just all fridge, then, I dunno, wall or sutin'
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:57, Reply)
Pretty sure it is like that
Fridges grow from the house walls
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)
I know there is wall around it, I dunno how you'd get behind it though.
Do fridges move?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:02, Reply)

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:42, Reply)
OK which one of you was this?
Is this what Windy's injury is?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:52, Reply)
part of Enzyme's gang no doubt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:57, Reply)
Unusual for a man to be emasculated before marriage, I suppose.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)
mini ape seems to be able to tell the difference between the sound of an airplane and a helicopter...
might be time to move somewhere more rural
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:56, Reply)
At least you'll know if Quints is popping round for a surprise cuppa.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)
+ of your gonads

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:00, Reply)
Syria's nice.
Not many buildings now.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:21, Reply)

I remember when there was nothing there but buildings.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)

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