Sunday morning, the sun is shining, the day is full of promise.
Pray tell me dear B3TANs, what does this day hold for you? Some poetry reading and free-form dance perhaps? A vegan feast and mongolian nose-flute music?
Tell me of your plans.

Me? I'll be oiling my well-shaven nads and wanking to internet midget porn like a demented chimp while eating 2-day-old Greggs leftovers - no change there.

Alt: Gardening? Do you do it? Is it for ornament, food production or a little of both?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 9:02, 32 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Gonna go buy a car I reckon.
Seems the most sensible thing to do now I'm unemployed.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 22 Sep 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Got your eye on anything specific?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 9:33, Reply)

probably still attached to his optic nerve

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I'm gonna be at work I reckon
But everything's broke so I'm not able to do anything, so that's good.

alt: I don't have a garden, but I looked after a friend's bonsai trees for a week. And didn't kill them.
( Theoban What of it, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Every day sees a vegan feast and Mongolian nose flute music round my place.
Probably spend the day dragging the kids round some historical monument or some shit.

Alt: We get a man in to do that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)

'We get a man in to do that'
Yes, but do you expect him to grow flowers for your Yurt or is he growing fair-trade organic rare species courgettes?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)

As long as he keeps the trees and bushes tall enough to give me some privacy and tidy enough to give space, I don't care.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Chores, seeing family, then I might come home and have a biscuit or some cashews.
And texting by the looks of things.

Alt: No. Boring. My garden is currently fallow, encouraging the thriving of wildlife, and not because I'm lazy.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)

British Museum, return daughter to her home, then fuck knows.
Don't have a garden.

I'm not in a good mood.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)

mind you
...just found a bag of weed on the bus
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Well that's solved your problem of what to do when your kid goes home.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)

looks like thai or African bush

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Would you like me to buy you some king sized silver papers for your birthday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Perhaps you'd be in a better mood if you had a garden

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Sounds like someone should get a garden

( Theoban What of it, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)

watching some chump finish running
then eat curry.

alt: I like gardens but I'm shit at them, mine has lots of things I've planted but it's all overgrown. Got too many hedges, too.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I thought this said 'chump fishing'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)

No-one wants to hear about your fanny.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)

i cant be fucking bothered today
Meh to the extreme. I have had bacon and eggs though.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I've only just woken up and for some reason, I really fancy a hamburger.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Then Jeff you may have one

( Theoban What of it, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Thanks.
It would mean going out though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Then you may not have one

( Theoban What of it, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)

I might go and have a shower, see if that changes my desire for a burger
And if it wakes me up sufficiently to either want to go and get one or not.

Meanwhile, I'm dozing on the sofa, watching the Arsenal v Stoke game.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

great doc on curntreh mews'c on iplayer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I won the cornish national lottery last night
Two carrot free pastys and a gallon of gut rottingly, eye blindingly strong scrumpy.
( Peej, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 17:14, Reply)

Oh man, I bet your missus is thinking about having sex with you some time this year as a result.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 17:41, Reply)

Nah
That would take at least 4 pastys

Though I am flattered that a man of your stature pays enough attention to me to know I struggle in the wife putting out stakes.
( Peej, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 18:28, Reply)

TBH, I was just guessing given how shit all the rest of you cunts are at relationships.
I mean, if you aren't all getting divorced, you're working your way through an endless stream of empty and depressing stands with bakery-hatted pleather jacket wearing spods.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)

mebbe you can get signed to Jeth Row rekkids

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 17:47, Reply)

I am going to click 'I like this!'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)

The east side west side rivalry has never been as extreme as it is in the Cornwall rappers circles.
Those east side lot let the emmets surf on their beaches
( Peej, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 18:35, Reply)