Negotiate some gardening leave.
If you're going to a competitor it should be easy enough.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:39, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

*BZZT* "Hello Reception, it's Nakers, here. Could you please provide me with contact details for all my clients?"
He'll be on gardening leave before he even hangs up. Guaranteed.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)

nah, they are too over worked and under staffed at the moment
They've said I can lave "earlier" once certain projects are complete...even this isn't motivation enough to chase down bad debt and finish all sorts of other admin bollocks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Piss about on the internet, then.
SORTED.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)

I hate people telling me when I can lav. Or lathe, come to that.
I'll be honest, I've no idea what you're trying to say, here.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I'm gonna pupate innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

i thought it was french for washing
which explains why you don't know, as it's a verb that is little used in france, from what i smelt when i was there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)

in fact, i can smell kroney from here
but that might just be IT stench
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I can't help but feel this conversation has rather turned against me.

( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)

lynx is your friend

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Lynx is nobody's friend.
Horrible stuff. Typical crass Northerner.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)

What, even Africa?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)

ELLODEREMON

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:01, Reply)

This is lol!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)

^^^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)

It's also good how *today* your sig says
"My cheese game is strong, Mon"
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)

hahaha so it does
mon
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Everyting Irie, Mon.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)

i'm just saying
it smells better than your normal brand of sweaty garlic and desperation
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Most men's deodorant smells like horrible cheap aftershave.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:04, Reply)

I favour the 'Mitchum' brand.
Just sayin.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)

I use a 'fragrance free' one, before dowsing myself in horrible cheap aftershave.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:06, Reply)

I use women's.
smells like soap.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Then people *think* you're clean!
Cunning devil, you.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Always thinking, Doc. Always thinking.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I'm going to steal this idea and pass it off as my own little piece of genius.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)

of genius
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

You got my pic then.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)

smells like soap. fanny batter
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)

He appears to be saying he needs time to lick everyone before he leaves

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)