Pulled some student lass in the club that was on "Bouncers"
Back to her gaff, proper grotty. Few cans then off to bed. Undressed her - proper grey knickers and a fuck to match. GRIM

Walk of shame to college next day, only to notice I had purple hands from her hair dye.

Alt:
Not nearly enough

AltAlt:
Dairy Milk Marvellous Creations bar
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:34, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

altalt: girl/ghey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Cheap in Sainsbo's innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)

altalt: oh man that stuffs the tits! theres two types tho yeah?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)

YES!
it's impossible to choose which, so you end up buying both, and then feeding other people in your team. although my boss hates the popping candy one, he says the jellies feel like raisins
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)

I think they have three now
I have the popping candy/jelly bean/smartie one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Mate of mine indulged with a young ladyfriend of ours at a party
She was *ahem* up on blocks at the time. He came out into the garden afterwards, clapped his arm around another friend and asked for a fag.

Left a massive bloody handprint on the shoulder of this guy's Tshirt.

Textbook red hand gang.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Oh man.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)

ewwwww.....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)

If you're not prepared to end up with a cock looking like it's been dipped in a butcher's dustbin, lokers
you don't deserve to be allowed sex.

The hand thing was a bit much though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)