I've had some pretty shit sex on speed
which just went on so long we got bored. Other than that, I guess just run of the mill bad sex. Just lying there, demanding the lights off, that kind of shit.

alt: Not nearly enough.

Altalt: No as I'm off to hospital again.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:36, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*Alt high fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)

what have you done this time??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Nothing.
I have phototherapy twice a week. This is one of the days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)

WTF is that?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)

They flash a light in his eyes or summat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Weather balloon over Venus

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Hight intensity UVB therapy.
basically a very badass vertical sunbed.

I have psoriasis on my legs, it treats that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)

i can't believe you think anyone is going to fall for this
you're just looking to keep up that FABULOUS tan to go with the pink socks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)

As you well know
I end up with a stupid farmers tan because I have to wear a Tshirt and a pillowcase over my head to limit the exposure for areas where I don't suffer from it ensure the phototubes don't explode due to my sheer good looks.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)

well
this doesn't make our relationship sound at all dodgy, sweetie.

good job.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)

something something Tshirt in the pub something something.
it's been a fucking long day.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Does Joanne Whalley perform this therapy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Who is she?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)

The Singed Detective

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)

no.
there are a couple of fit nurses though. Although obviously I look all of the sexual in just a tshirt and a pillowcase over my head and a sports sock over my cock.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)

hahahaha!
Red Hot Chili Badger
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)

NO but she does potter around

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)

oh good
hockey is bad, mm-kay?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)