No problem!
One day I'll show you my poo diary! It's like a teenagers diary just less shit which is ironic.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:44, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

COOL!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Are you alright?
Poo chat the final straw?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)

I fear so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Captains Log

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Klingons round Uranus!
Haw-haw!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)

I GET THIS!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)

To clarify, I'm not saying that I suffer from tagnuts, here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)

that's not how it reads

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Hence my qualifying it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Hey mate no wonder you're feeling a little down
Just get some nail scissors and snip those bastards right off
If you collect them after you can pretend a rabbit's been living with you
Just imagine the games you can play - 'has a rabbit been through here daddy?'
( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)

GOAT RAISINS!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)

'HAHA YOU ATE THEM YOU DUMB FUCK'
parent of the year, right here
( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)

try using wet wipes

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)

I had so many once, I had to take my clippers to my arse hair.
Itches like a FUCKING bastard.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)

filthy french fucker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)

this should be your sig BTW

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2099355
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)

I saw Star Trek into Darkness last night
it was below average
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)

I for one am hugely surprised to hear this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:36, Reply)

My brother kept one of them.
Not because he has IBS, he doesn't. He just fancied keeping a poo diary. In spreadsheet format. Noting consistency etc.

He's a funny old chap, my brother.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)

He's also trained his colleagues to make him tea.
Different teas at different times. In a teapot. He alerts them to his tea needs by throwing teabags at them.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)

funny old chap prick
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)

You'd like him.

( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Are you calling me a prick, here?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)

*whistles*
*looks at feet*
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)

Alright "Quentin Tarantino"

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)