Piss off; shorter-than-me-clown-feet-prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:45, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

wait, you're taller than 5 foot 9? Are you sure?
Not what I heard. You remember meeting Tangles, right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:47, Reply)

You've stated here before you're only 5'8''.
Anyway, you could be 7'2", you'd still be a prick. You prick.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:48, Reply)

I'm between 5'8" and 5'9"
Not that it matters, I ent the one with a massive chip on my shoulder, it's you.

Well, it's a regular chip, it just looks big because you're such a ickle pickle little wickle.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Chip? Singular? There's loads more than one.
You prick.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:52, Reply)

5'8" is the best height.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:53, Reply)

Why so?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)

If you don't know, you're not in the know bruv. You get me?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:55, Reply)

alright pitman

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)

Jesus it's like munchkin country in here tonight fakers
I hope you're a more respectable height than the anthill mob here
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)

Tall people are dicks, and have nothing else about them other than being proud of being tall, like they have achieved something.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)

Haha don't they talk funny!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 22:02, Reply)

Ok, I did chuckle at that, you swine!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 22:02, Reply)

Dunno
Is 5'11 respectable?
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Well you'd stand out in this crowd
Particularly if you were trying to pass yourself off as one of them
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)

I ent walkin on me knees fer no one, pal

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)

Other end of the scale me and it's no fun
Banging your head on people's light fittings and garage doors and dare
I say it? Shed doors.
But you're right Frogleg. I am a dick.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Sep 2013, 22:14, Reply)

Don't worry you're old enough that you'll be shrinking soon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)

hr.t
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Sep 2013, 23:23, Reply)