I'll say this again, if you are under 6' you have failed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:03, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Being tall isn't an achievement you lanky fuckwit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:08, Reply)

It shows that I am genetically superior

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:10, Reply)

uperior pasticated
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)

people are getting taller as we progress through history
therefore I have evolved to a greater degree than you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Well why aren't there giants anymore then?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)

No I have done extensive research
and the only way to prove you are genetically more advanced than normal humans is by the amount of body hair you have. Otherwise you are just a tall monkey
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

but....... aren't monkeys covered in hair?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Exactly
So the less body hair you have the more advanced you are...

*counts the 7 greying chest hairs with pride
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:21, Reply)

As in so many areas of my
physique, I have failed by just half an inch
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I can get behind this statement.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)