i went to vital ingredient
and they made me a lovely brown rice salad with veggies and feta cheese, but they took me far too literally when i said "lots of fresh chillies" and now my mouth is in agony.

alt: there is a reason they call them organ donor cycles.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:38, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

not sure id want to shop in places called 'vital ingredient' or 'agony'
what does 'agony' sell anyways? wet wipes?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)

fresh chillies
can't you read?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)

it dont say that 'agony' sells fresh chillies up there

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Sounds like it's ripe for prosecution under Trade Descriptions Act
Calling itself "Vital Ingredient' then selling something with no meat in it???.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)

they sell lots of meat
i just evade it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)

"but i hardly ever take lunch"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)

A LUNCH BREAK
not food

i am drafting a letter right now!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Dear Santa
PLease can I have a pony and some dildos.,

love rswipe
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)

well that's a disturbing combination

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Did that not count as a break when you walked down to buy your food?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)

"an array of lunch options within a 2 min walk"

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)

4 mins is not a break!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)

What floor is your office on?
I reckon you're looking at around a five minute walk there, up to five minutes or so while they are preparing your order and then another five minutes back.
That's fifteen minutes taken before you've even eaten it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)

email the order through
then saunter up to collect it = no waiting time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Not like you to be late on parade for the LUNCH thread.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)

i was on VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)

THAT'S OKAY THEN
Just as long as that isn't a lie.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)

i don't tell lies
liars don't go to heaven.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)

But dogs do, so you're alright.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)