I'd spend the day as Froggo and go out chasing tail.
Unless he's ugly, in which case I won't.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:06, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm so hot I'm cool.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)

He's not of appropriate height.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)

What are you talking about?
I'm always out and about, chasing skirt and playin' bitches.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2100153
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)

When you are blessed with my charm and good looks, those ho's don't notice my diminutive stature.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Just 'cause she dances go-go. It don't make her a ho, no.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)

'I was blessed with a body even God desires'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

yeah, Baccus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)

this whole subthread is LOL
well done boys
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)

It's not lol.
It's MOO FAX TRUFAX
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)

YOU MEAN TADPOLES????
You Peado scum
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)

i think he is probably quite ugly
he sounds ugly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)

He's got at least one bird and before the age of thirty, too.
That makes him hot shit in this place, statistically.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)

hmmm, good point
there isn't much in the way of competition amongst you stallions, that's for sure
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Actually I am incredibly handsome.
*Everyone* says so.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)

*Everyone* or "Everyone"?

( Kroney, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Both?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

SOUNDS DOZER-ESQUE TO ME

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I do have classically handsome features which chicks dig, it is true.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)

i meant that froggy sounds like you
this cannot be a good thing for either of you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Fuck off you fat ginger mess.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)

I dunno like, you and him have been flirting a bit.
Good old Froggsy D!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)

why does everyone think that people are flirting when they are just being mean?
i get accused of flirting with you (retch) and battered (eurgh) and now this clown... and rory bullies me relentlessly but gets accused of pulling my pigtails...

SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE JUST CUNTS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Maybe if you didn't come across *so* desperate?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

i don't think this is it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

hmmmm

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)

*classicallyhandsomefives*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)

I have great cheekbones.
My eyes are soulful and beseeching.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)

And ginger facial hair.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)

well yer
Scotch, innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)

I have massive bulbous eyes and can catch flies with my tongue.
Which the laydeez love
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)

"Dozer looks like a skinny Jimmy Carr"
Though in his defence, Jimmy's not exactly fat.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)

you look like a potato with a monk's tonsure and a hamster up your arse

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

clickin dis

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)

no I don't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Thanks for voting for reply 2100591!

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( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)

So why did you get dumped?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Too handsome.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)