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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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New prick thread.
If you're a carnivore, is there any reason you'd stop nomming the flesh? Moral, cruelty etc?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:38, 159 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
The sad passing of your mother.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)
even with the associated rental benefits

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:44, Reply)
poor welfare meat tastes shit
Less meat but better quality is the way forward
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)
I've cut out a lot of cooked meats,
ham etc, though I do like salami. There's a nice cheese covered one I could nom all day.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:48, Reply)
I wouldn't eat meat if it was *all* cruel and battery farmed stuff.
I mean, if that's all that was available if you wanted to eat meat, then I would opt out.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:44, Reply)
gay prick

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)
no offence

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)
None taken.
However, if I was Doctor Frog...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)
Still none taken.
It's a term of endearment. That's what I am choosing to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:47, Reply)
Floyd Uncorked is egging me on

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:47, Reply)
eggy prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:48, Reply)
Listening to a bootleg eh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:48, Reply)
Fucking egg him back then!
Dead egging prick.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:48, Reply)
Get.
Fucked.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Maybe I will.
With the reams of skirt I'm chasing it's bound to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)
with your face?
Dinna hink so eh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:52, Reply)
I dunno how you haggis pricks do it, but I tend to do the fucking with my cock.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:53, Reply)
jock cock eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)
what a jockprick

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)
^FLANGEHOUND^

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)
Word of the day.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)
Don't diss our Keith.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)
I liked him up until I found out he'd been egging Monty.
Dead or alive, that ain't on.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:51, Reply)
92 vouvray is tickety boo
I'm learning
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:49, Reply)
you want to try that 2008 Dead Arm.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:51, Reply)
you want to fuck a horse

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:52, Reply)
no offence

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:52, Reply)
you want to fuck Battered.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:53, Reply)
Harsher words were never spoken

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
so do you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)
the 45 is better, cockhounds

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:51, Reply)
Therer's a lot of shit talked about wine.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:51, Reply)
yes and no

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:52, Reply)
mainly yes

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:53, Reply)
Aldi do a nice own brand one, that beat all the pricier competition in a taste test.
£2.99 a bottle.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:55, Reply)
That reads like a Dexy's lyric.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)
Ooh Geno!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:56, Reply)
their only non shit record the gyppo pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)
Of the two anyone actually knows.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
This is passable
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHJt-lKLQW4
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)
I wish

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:02, Reply)
That's why I'm not clicking any links.
Don't wish to invade my already failing brain with the musical whimsy of pikey lovejoy in dungarees shite.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)
too right

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)

ight ye a ye
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)
I fucking love "because of you"
Don't be dissing that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLXTzK3uHV4

I have a story about that song.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)
Genius
Go on
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)
The first lp was excellent, then they turned all pikey

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)
I'm vegetarian
And as such don't put meat in my mouth, ever
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)
What about when you are face deep in Pam St Clements?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)
She walked into that one.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)
I was going to say that 'Pam St Clements' has been in a scat film
And therefore found the full film in question (it isn't worth watching, the film is shit).

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK2n_ILG3U8

However, having search and found the entire film on YouTube, the 'famous' shit throwing scene has been uploaded separately...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axdo0uGAwBA

I wouldn't watch it, but have a look at see WHO has uploaded it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)
chompylolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)
Oh man
Mocked by the mont :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)
sozzo

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Following the wonderful response to the 'Guess who died on the bus today'
Casual racism from Tiswas the other evening.

I take that, and I raise you this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9YLRaeF5hI
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)
I can't believe this hasn't prompted a single comment.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
Nig nog lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
Shut it, honky.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:14, Reply)
Telly was definately better back then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)
who loves ya baby

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)
Typical cracker!
*rolls eyes and a fat bifta*
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)
Alright queerlings?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)
alright Bummer Harris

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:02, Reply)
Yeah not bad

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)
Alright wp?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Alright.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm not alright, but I'm mostly alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)
What's up big guy? Work woes?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:14, Reply)
Without wanting to give Rory more ammo, yeah.
Still, only been a couple of weeks, and I've got a lead in with the railway.
It's more a bit of back to reality after a couple of days by the sea and spending money I don't have to buy a new car.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)
Times are tough
Could all work out over the long game though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)
Yeah. I've still got a month or two before I'm proper funked.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)
I love sporters
But that is one fucking bent dog
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Not as bent as mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)
Hmmm
I think yours are for benders. Whereas sporters' is just bent.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
They went playing in the sea yesterday.
Daft things.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
Awww aren't they a bit little?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
He's promised me he'll call the next one battered

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:14, Reply)
They didn't go very far in.
Just sort of splashed about in the surf.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Nothing I can think of
unless the only options were really poor quality meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)
Poor dozer

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
Catching up on the news.
Ed Milliband is a bit of a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
just a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)
He's no Nigel 'UK' Farage

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)
+nog

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)
I saw it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Ha, that fella and the sluts was a good lol.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
gets my vote

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:12, Reply)
How is this news?!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)
I dunno.
I'm going to wait until question time tomorrow, and base my opinion on which party comes across as less of a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Farage is yo nigga

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:12, Reply)
He does a good old fashioned bluster.
He needs jowels like a Bassett hound to get a good cheek shake.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:14, Reply)
he's saying what the other parties don't dare to talk about
/ac

That 'Levi Roots' is a right cunt for starters. I hope he gets FABULOTIOUS hepatitis. Just sayin
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)
'AINS' JUST SAID 'MASHUP TING' IMMA KEVIN KILL SOMEONE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)
I worry about you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
you are right so to do

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
APPARENTLY PEAS ARE A SURPRISING VEGETABLE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)
What are you watching.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
nig nog cooncook

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)
Ooooh, that's a great show.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)

not a fucking chance mate.
(RonSwanson, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
alright chubnut

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)

YEAH MAN! got a lodger moving in tomorrow, you'd love him, huge black bloke called Carrington.
(RonSwanson, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)
watch yer wallet

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)
Don't you mean butler?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)
shoeshine boy lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)
Proper term is Valet.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
no, it's 'blackamoor'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
My shoes, Carrington.
My cane, Carrington.
Smash my back doors in, Carrington.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)
I hope he has a short back jacket with a tartan lining.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
skinzlolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)
A Harrington for Carrington.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)

you despicable bastards... Ha!
(RonSwanson, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
d+

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)
runk as a laird noo

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
I got 12 bottles of staropramen thinking it would last a few days.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
schoolboy error

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
Gone by 3.30pm.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)
SCOTCH CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
You went for the wine then I take it

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
might have

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)
From the little shop on the corner?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:48, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:29, Reply)
Oh christ.
It's getting close to 'the veggie hour'.

How are you Tangles. A few ales in, the Mrs packed off to bed and enjoying your second joint of the evening whilst you listen to some obscure album track?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:30, Reply)
Just got in from the pub
About to make lunch and eat something, no joint yet, obscure music courtesy of Late Junction.
How are you, one day into your 40th year?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:35, Reply)
I'm 39 you cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:41, Reply)
I remember 39 like it was nearly 4 years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:42, Reply)
Whereas I remember it like it was yesterday!
which is was
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:44, Reply)
Happy birthday for yesterday Jeffers.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:45, Reply)
Thanks very much!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:48, Reply)
I hope the Doris was good to you.
*Edit* just saw your reply below.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:49, Reply)
She spoilt me rotten.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:51, Reply)
Spoilt your rotten what?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:53, Reply)
Tsk.
Gift wise you monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:55, Reply)
Now you're confusing me with Burt...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:57, Reply)
Happy birthday,
Get up to much?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:47, Reply)
Not so you'd notice.
The Doris was away over the weekend, so we had a quick pint and that was that.

This weekend we'll go large I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:49, Reply)
I like term "the Doris", some friends from the West country use it.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:56, Reply)
She doesn't mind before called the Doris, which is useful.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 0:04, Reply)
So you have begun your 40th year

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:47, Reply)
The Greeks would see it like that.
Mind you, the missus' doctor when she was living there told her that Sweary Jr should be born around the 30th of February. Fathers of medicine and mathematics my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:48, Reply)
It's nothing to do with being Greek
He has completed 39 years and has now entered his 40th year.
Stop getting maths wrong, everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:51, Reply)
No, the Greeks would say that Jeff was in his 40th year as he's just turned 39.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:53, Reply)
And they'd be right to do so.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:54, Reply)
The missus is in Greece right now, the lucky bugger.
Although she's just informed me that she has a mozzie bite on her eyelid. Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:56, Reply)
Having weighed it up, I'd rather be on holiday in Greece with a mosquito bite than here without.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:59, Reply)
I think I would too,
despite being horribly allergic to mozzie bites. I still have a scar from one that itches from time to time. I sustained it 3 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 0:05, Reply)
A bite like that would probably kill Tangles.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 0:06, Reply)
I've gone off you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:50, Reply)
xx

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 0:00, Reply)
Oh right, there was a question
I haven't eaten meat since 1990, can't remember why
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:38, Reply)
You caught bentness.
With added banditry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:42, Reply)
I suffered from vegetarianism for many years.
Including veganism for a while.
Edit, ninja style.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:45, Reply)
I've never been that much of a prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:48, Reply)
That Grom is a right cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:50, Reply)
The worst kind

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:53, Reply)
Almost as bad as Wallace.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 23:54, Reply)
I have cheese, pickle and oat cakes. And cashews.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 0:12, Reply)

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