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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's the largest number of shits you have ever had in one day?
I've just had my ninth of the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:46, 17 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
*checks poo diary*
About 15?

I caught Campylobacter from the River Avon and was off school for a week. I shit myself inside out. Most unpleasant.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:48, Reply)
If you are properly ill I'd say you could go up to about 40 before the pain of wiping is too much

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Nasty.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:52, Reply)
When I was "empty"
it's one of the worst pains I've ever had, my guts trying to force through nothing.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)
You have arse cancer
Sorry to be the bearer...
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:48, Reply)
The power of prayer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)
I think it's more to do with the curry I had contained some naga chili.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:53, Reply)
My brother claims not to have had a solid shit in 7 years

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:53, Reply)
That'll be the booze I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)
It coincides with 'switching to Guinness', he says

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:56, Reply)
prolly cos he's not had any solid food
*drinky hand gesture*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)
yesterday's was 18 inches I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Fucking hell Battered.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)
A new low eh.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:56, Reply)
I know
You'd think he'd be able to spell 'ninth' correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:59, Reply)
YEAH WHAT A FUCKING RETARD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:00, Reply)
It isn't as bad as WP admitting he eats his nose pickings.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I'm in the canteen at the moment, a convo re bell end cheese is going on.
I reckon they' fit in perfect here. Hey Mont there' s a trainer exhibition Llondon this week 27/8,
Matchesfashion.com
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Real or metaphorical? Because if it's the latter, I work in a sewage farm.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Real.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:00, Reply)
You having said this, I know almost nothing about you vaga, please fill in the below
1: age
2: location
3: job
4: married/single/divorced
5: place of birth/social standing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)

1: age
2: location
3: job
4: married/single/divorced
5: place of birth/social standing

A/S/L?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Anal/Sex/Lesbian?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:09, Reply)
Best of all the lesbians.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:09, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:08, Reply)
I once suffered a bout of dysentery
I lost count of the amount of times, but lets say more than 3.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)

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