6 million ways to die, choose one.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:50, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Cheese wire round neck, superglue hands to head, decapitate myself and look like I've pulled my own head off.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)

nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)

This has got to be worth a pop.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Raped to death by the Minogue sisters and Suzanna Reid

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Egg overdose

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Frozen in liquid nitrogen then dropped

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Alright Wesley?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)

smashing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)

I'd forgotten about that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)

I saw it a couple pf months ago
great film, by great I mean shit, but great.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)

I love it. classic.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)

haha genius!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)

I love a film like that
Stupid, but good stupid
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)

it's only rape if you say no

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)

NOT GONNA HAPPEN

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)

SURPRISE SEX!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)

*goatses*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)

It's only rape if you forget to say "surprise"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)

set fire to your hair
poke a stick at a grizzly bear

the kidney guy is the best one
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Your hair is on fire already, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Sewn into an animal fur with only my head outside and my arms and legs in the animals empty limbs, forced to scuttle around on all fours while being fed to tigers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)

which animal would you like to be inside?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)

A sexy gibbon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)

A sporty cow.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)

\o/
No, wait...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)

An overdose of brick wall

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)

A mortar-l injury

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Whilst under the influence of a Ferrari.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)

I bet you own some Ferrari branded clothing and maybe the aftershave

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Sartorial advice from a man who pops collars?
oh, my, that's precious.

No, of course I don't.

And it's a line from a book. "how did he die? Overdose of brick wall. Whilst under the influence of a ferrari, two bottles of tequila and an ex-miss-California"

or summat like that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)

i like a nice juicy summat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)

SUMMAT CRUMBLE.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)