London thanks you for your interest.
And invites you to return to your provincial paradise as you are making the place look untidy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:17, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Im not one of these annoying, dawdling tourists.
I know how to use the tube and I go everywhere in a hurry.

Plus, you know, I look fab doing it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)

there's a shop near me that sells randomly very good gayer t-shirts
one has a picture of a stickman with a handbag and it says "no camping". then there is a strikethrough option for "i like girls/boys" with a delete as appropriate -

i'm not doing them justice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

God you people really have me nailed...
*not really
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)

alright "jesus"!
i'm a bit distracted today. not quite on form!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Crucifixion lols

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)

When I was at school
I used to do the tube from Kings X to Heathrow with two suitcases and a massive weekend bag. And then the same in the other direction at the end of the holidays.
I think that's where I perfected my 'fuck off out of my way' glare. And developed my deep seated hatred of crowded places.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)