nice weekend but i feel like shit today and clients/massively pressured deadlines are driving me crackers
alt: loads. creepy christian guy, dwarf doctor who made up a fake dying granny to give himself a get-out clause, but clearly forgot about her because i am FABULOUS and tripped himself right up when i asked, divorced but totally ok with it guy who banged on about his ex-wife for 3 hours...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:41, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You forgot the three off here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:43, Reply)

They're in the 'good date' category
She's had a hard life
( Theoban What of it, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

those weren't dates

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Put 'The one with' in front of all your dates and it sounds like a series of Friends

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)

The stories are probably much funnier than 'Friends' which is a load of old wrinkly ballsack.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I've never watched an episode of Friends.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:48, Reply)

That's why I admire you so.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)

And I thought it was my rakish good looks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Well, I wouldn't know about that. But from now I I will imagine you as a great hulking sex beast of a man if that helps?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)

No, that seems quite inaccurate.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)

I'll stick with 'fat neckbeard' then.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I reckon I might be the thinnest one here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Typical fatty.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Independent verification
b3ta.com/talk/7616915
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:10, Reply)

Can't argue with that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

I'm very thin but pretty heavy.
Is it cancer?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)

I'm pretty heavy and not 'classically' thin, is it because I'm a greedy lazy cunt?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)

k p
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)

If we're keeping the 'good' bit, then I can live with that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:03, Reply)

I have always said, if you *have* to rape, make it a 'good' one.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Similarly, presidential assassinations and acts of terrorism.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:08, Reply)

We can describe them to you if you like
OK fade in on Central Perk. A dark haired girl is being teased by her friends. We find out her name is Monica and her friends are called Joey and Chandler. She then oh I can't be arsed and flicking between here and the wikipedia article is too much work
( Theoban What of it, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:52, Reply)

That sounds brilliant, why did no one tell me about this before?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)

This here attitude is the reason why you're such a well-sculpted Adonis of a man.

( Kroney, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)

If only I'd devoted myself to giving accurate recaps of FRIENDS episodes
Wasted my life
( Theoban What of it, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)

It's alright, we all make mistakes.

( Kroney, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Ok i'll sum it up.
90's dickheads in waistcoats and bitches who are 'kooky' spin umbrellas, sit on a sofa outside and make predictable jokes for years, enjoyed by desperate sad women and endured by weak willed men.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Aw, did you used to watch it with your ex?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)

WHO?
Nope.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Are you ready to share your story yet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:00, Reply)

it's even better than rory's elizabeth duke diamond chip engagement ring story

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)

It's a secret.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)

The One Who Shat On Her Chest
The One With The Baked Goods Wardrobe And Taste For Cock
The One With the Pleather Jacket
( Kroney, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:47, Reply)