all lawyers have been sent home today
we've all been told not to bother because apparently someone is giving a talk in america today and so there would be no point even TRYING.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:21, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

They should all go and join the teachers on the picket lines.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)

i think teaching is criminally underpaid
they work fucking hard
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:24, Reply)

No they're lazy pricks who have too much holiday and knock off at three every day.
We should make them work longer and harder for less money and keep their pension fund for ourselves
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)

i quite like the pension fund idea
fork that over
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:27, Reply)

How would you feel if it was decided to raid your pension fund?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

i don't expect my pension fund to be worth anything anyway

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:33, Reply)

The teachers were expecting theirs to be worth at least what they paid into it over the course of their careers.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:38, Reply)

maybe they shouldn't have voted for blair and brown then, eh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Hindsight.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:44, Reply)

to be fair
i could never have voted for blair, regardless of what party he was, or my circumstances. ghastly slimey lying man with a freshly buggered schoolboy grin. he has always made me cringe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:47, Reply)

He is an unpleasant creature, but seemed to be fairly popular.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:50, Reply)

people are thick, that's why

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I always base my decision on how to vote on whose smile I like best or who has the nicest teeth.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:52, Reply)

it's tragic that a lot of the population did exactly this
"ooh but he looks like such a nice man, with a nice family," cooed my friend.

who has a phd.

and is clearly still thick as windy pigshit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I go by haircut and style of tie knot.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I don't vote, I just play along at home for fun.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)

along
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

You're American?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

That's right, they were naive to vote for people committed to investing in education.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I liked the top tip in Viz:
"Teachers! Go on strike during the long summer holidays when you're doing all those difficult OFSTED reports and writing lesson plans! That will show the government you really mean business!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:34, Reply)

ha
my mum DID work through most of the summer though. i was always being dragged into school with her to do shit when i was a kid.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Too cheap to shit at home?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)

it was that funny tracing paper toilet roll
couldn't get enough of it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Christ, my nan still buys that stuff.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:42, Reply)

i didn't know they still made it
gotta be andrex
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Typical
Anything that's easy to put your fingers through....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:43, Reply)

ha!
i nearly shared too much there. let's just say m&s underwear ain't what it used to be, or possibly bold washing tabs are too powerful.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Or your mimsy is hungrier than a rabid pirhana?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)

is hungrier than smells like
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:05, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDHBZdJT64A&feature=youtube_gdata
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Awesome
His performance at Woodstock is what made me buy an SG. Fucking brilliant.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

it's one of my favourite performances by anyone ever.
Did you know he'd been spiked with acid and was really losing it? He ended up praying that if he could make it through the performance he'd change his life etc and did. Which is why he went shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

That God bloke has a lot to answer for

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I didn't know that
Carlos, Aerosmith, Jack Dee. Three acts that really shouldn't have kicked the booze and drugs.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

It's making me want a decent Hammond

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

+Richard

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Get a Hammond and help me form a mental rhythm and blues band
We can get Windy on bass.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I'm in.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

My stand up is coming along nicely,
I can just about get the spin right.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:31, Reply)

SWEET
Although that will mean I'll have to buy a Gretsch. SO BE IT. Sometimes these sacrifices need to be made for the greater good.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:33, Reply)

I wholeheartedly support your need for a Gretch.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:37, Reply)

I want a Gretsch

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:37, Reply)

The build quality of their Electromatic range is surprisingly good

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Certainly saves on bog roll.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)