i was just stood behind a fellow at the bus stop
and was genuinely unable to work out whether he was 'really trendy' or a terminally ill mental case from the hospice. I really don't know.

Goodbye Shoreditch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I would happily firebomb Shoreditch
any babies, children and innocents would be simply collateral damage.
( Peej, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:35, Reply)

JETHWISH IV

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Thar Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackdown

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Bit of both really.
You have to be terminally ill to wear the 2 inch heel brogues you see them wearing. It's like wearing uggs and wondering why your knees are fucked after a couple of years.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Uggs are shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:37, Reply)

The Shamen's blatantly product placing follow up single....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Drugs not Uggs
That's what I always say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Dr. Uggs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Officelol.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I went to the pub a couple of weeks ago and he greeted the barman with.
"Alright, didn't you used to be in The Shamen but left before they were popular?"

The resigned nod and sigh suggests this wasn't the first time he was asked that particular question.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I cant believe they are an Australian brand
What do they need them for in all the heat?

Apparently for surfers when they come out the sea? What's wrong with a towel? They will stink!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Uggs are dangerously bad for feet
www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/7447328/Ugg-style-boots-damage-feet-due-to-lack-of-support.html

As someone with a back problem at a young age it beggars belief that people still wear them as often as they do.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)

They are idiot slippers for tarts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)

or Mrs Cow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Or Mrs Badger
Apparently we've married idiot tarts. Who knew?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:18, Reply)