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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd live in Iceland as I had a particularly good 'chilli dog' there whilst tearing up Reykjavik on my annual international flange hunt.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:36, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Surely EVERYTHING would be chilly in Iceland
haahahhahahahahahahahhaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Not with it's unique geothermal qualities and temperate climate which is warmed by the gulf stream. LOLOLOL!!!1111

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:39, Reply)
*waves fist ineffectually*
Damn you FROG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Don't hate the playa....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)
its
not it's
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)
I GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH GEOLOGY OK

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)
no
sloppy grammar and spelling are never ok
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Okay not ok

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)
abbreviations are fine
luckily for your genital region
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I say! That's mean coming from you with the cavernous echoing quim.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:04, Reply)
wrong poster
you want the grammar badger. but she hasn't posted in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:05, Reply)
Oh yeah, you're the one with the puckering cats arse excuse for a ladies front bottom.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)
yeah
like you know what one looks like.

i bet a cat's arse is as close as you've ever come to a pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)
I've seen my mums and some in magazines.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)
nothing disturbing about this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
I was born by traditional methods rather than being manufactured in a laboratory experimenting with splicing Ronald McDonald with a block of lard.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)
bees into what, now?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)
You fucking Ninja
How badly did you spell "traditional" for it to come out as "radio all" ?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Thought I was quick enough then! Fat finger + ipad innit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)
I thought he was having a bit of a breakdown there.
Must have been distracted by thinking about fannies.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I dunno what one is really I'm just joining with what the bigger boys talk about on here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:20, Reply)
I don't know either.
Despite owning one myself, I've never actually seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)
I expect you could rig up some mirrors and a hoist.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Or I could just watch Return of the Jedi...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)
*takes notes*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)
If you put your ear up against it and listen *very* carefully
you can still hear chompy's voice saying 'I fancy a pizza'.

I mean, that's just what I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:06, Reply)
that would be implying that his mouth went anywhere near it
which would be to give him FAR more credit in the sack than he deserves.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)
The poor sod's still trapped, that's where he disappeared to, never to be released.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)
This is really quite good.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)
i know
i wish she'd said it about anybody else :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
If it helps, I feel very bad about it.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)
You're like a little Chompy seashell

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)
You can smell the sea, too.





I really am very sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)
And see a whale.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
No, that's mine.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Ménage? No fanks.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

whale cthulhu

Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu Kensington wgah'nagl fhtagn
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Just pointing out that I have clicked "I like this!" on a post by b3th.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
me too
but it was a very good one
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)
You would probably have a chance with that Katona bird too

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I'd quite fancy a go on that Solomon but not a nosh
Her teeth could strip bark from an oak
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Katona or Solomon? It's like Sophie's choice but not as funny.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)
No No No
Sporters I want you to stand in the corner and think about what you have said.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)
From the neck down she is stunning
ing ed
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)
But her VOICE!
Oh my god, when she's not singing, that voice is just ....

words fail me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Well then if you said you wanted to fuck her headless corpse
I would have had no problem with that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

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