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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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'Interesting'?
That would involve leaving the house, right?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:17, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I know that is a strange concept for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:18, Reply)
If you and swipey stood side by side topless
could you use your knockers as a sort of fleshy newtons cradle?

Now that would be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:19, Reply)
I am very pleased I am yet to have breakfast.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:20, Reply)
O_o

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:20, Reply)
I bet rather than a click it would make a sort of wet slapping noise like two custard filled condoms banging together.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:24, Reply)
STOP.
No more of this please.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:24, Reply)
but look more like two blue cheese filled condoms

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)
I'll get my own back on you for this when I see you next week.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:27, Reply)
My brother is going to distract you whilst I hit you round the back of the head with my large cornish sausage.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:28, Reply)
I heard it was smaller than average at best.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:31, Reply)
I'm not the one that cried off at the last minute because they were scared

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:34, Reply)
You can simulate your idea by hanging 4 tennis balls in 4 socks from some hooks

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)
What about four blue cheese filled condoms?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:27, Reply)
Worst motorboat ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:28, Reply)
Worst?
Or best?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)
Please stop imagining this.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)
What we need is a third saggy titted woman who has has a mastectomy on just one breast to make it five saggy knockers

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:28, Reply)
How *is* your mother?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)
My mother has not had a mastectomy. is probably closer to your age than you are to mine and has never been gifted in the breast department.
So would be unsuitable as the single breasted filling in a b3th and swipey newtons cradle.

Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:31, Reply)
It'd look like a row of hammocks in fat camp

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:31, Reply)
Yeah, I'll give you that.
On my side, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:32, Reply)
Are they different sizes?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

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