Good morning.
When did you last do something really interesting? What was it?*

Alt: When were you last jealous? What of/ who of and why?


*Let's leave my mother out of this eh?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:07, 190 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I just ate a fry up. That was pretty interesting
Alt. I don't really get jealous like that. My wife does, anytime my sister does anything or buys anything she compares everything and gets pissed off.

Just watching Alastair Campbell ripping in to the Daily Mail and Jon Steafel and enjoying it greatly.
( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:15, Reply)

The Mail is a hateful, unpleasant paper. I wouldn't wipe my arse with it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:16, Reply)

Alastair Campbell however is fucking awesome

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:17, Reply)

I'm reading his diaries at the moment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:18, Reply)

As a confirmed headwrong, I admire his work for mental health issues

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:19, Reply)

I admire anyone who goes on TV and says
The Daily Mail is run by a bully and a coward and is representing the worst of british values whilst pretending to represent the best.

I think he'd make a good OT member. He certainly likes calling people a cunt.
( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:22, Reply)

You should invite him.
I'd love to see him smack down the trolls on qotw. It'd be wall to wall '^UPSET'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)

THIS.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:05, Reply)

'Interesting'?
That would involve leaving the house, right?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:17, Reply)

I know that is a strange concept for you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:18, Reply)

If you and swipey stood side by side topless
could you use your knockers as a sort of fleshy newtons cradle?

Now that would be interesting.
( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:19, Reply)

I am very pleased I am yet to have breakfast.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:20, Reply)

O_o

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:20, Reply)

I bet rather than a click it would make a sort of wet slapping noise like two custard filled condoms banging together.

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:24, Reply)

STOP.
No more of this please.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:24, Reply)

but look more like two blue cheese filled condoms

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)

I'll get my own back on you for this when I see you next week.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:27, Reply)

My brother is going to distract you whilst I hit you round the back of the head with my large cornish sausage.

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:28, Reply)

I heard it was smaller than average at best.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:31, Reply)

I'm not the one that cried off at the last minute because they were scared

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:34, Reply)

You can simulate your idea by hanging 4 tennis balls in 4 socks from some hooks

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)

What about four blue cheese filled condoms?

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:27, Reply)

Worst motorboat ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Worst?
Or best?
( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)

Please stop imagining this.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)

What we need is a third saggy titted woman who has has a mastectomy on just one breast to make it five saggy knockers

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:28, Reply)

How *is* your mother?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)

My mother has not had a mastectomy. is probably closer to your age than you are to mine and has never been gifted in the breast department.
So would be unsuitable as the single breasted filling in a b3th and swipey newtons cradle.

Sorry
( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:31, Reply)

It'd look like a row of hammocks in fat camp

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Yeah, I'll give you that.
On my side, at least.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Are they different sizes?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I'm finding 'life' interesting at the moment.
After a shit couple of years (Yeah, yeah, bloobloo, kill myself etc.) I am finding it interesting to be at a point in my life where I am finding out better what I'd like from the rest of it. At the moment I'm having a lot more 'fun' than I have had in ages by bothering to do things, spending time with friends, putting myself out there a bit, and taking more opportunities to do 'stuff'.
So, fuck you lot, I know this is boring, but *I'm* having a ball.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)

And your opinion on B3th and Swipeys breasts?

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:30, Reply)

I'd take a look.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:30, Reply)

Remember your sick bag

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:33, Reply)

My tits are excellent
If you like over inflated balloons strapped onto a pair of stick legs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:33, Reply)

over inflated balloons Blue cheese filled, over stuffed condoms pair of stick legs rolled up duvet
( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)

I'm guessing your balls are bluer than stunned's foot this morning, yes?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:36, Reply)

I've been quite lucky in that department lately actually
To the point where people are getting nervous that I keep arriving at work with smile on my face.
( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:38, Reply)

Is it bob a job week?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Nah, his wife fancies another sprog
Thinks this is the way to warm him up
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Really?
Well she's warming up the wrong guy, she's the one that sent me for the snip.
( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:43, Reply)

So no little Chewbacca, then?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:45, Reply)

I'd say afraid not
But I'm really looking forward to them growing up and moving out
( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Practising on you innit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:50, Reply)

and the rest of the cornish under 21 rubgy 7's team

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Hey ho, can't complain. At least I'm getting some

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Now this is the British attitude that got us through 2 world wars
Good on you man, you fill my heart with pride
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:12, Reply)

And to be honest, good for the rugby 7s too
It's time they had a bit of luck
( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Better than under inflated 'spaniel ears' though, no?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)

Please. The man is in a fragile enough mental state.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:30, Reply)

Having a ball?
Gay prick

Also, fuck us lot? No thanks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:31, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2108470
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:33, Reply)

Glad to hear it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:36, Reply)

In what category? Intellectually? Professionally? Socially? Sexually? I am always interesting
Alt: when I finally cut things off with greggs hat, I got jealous for a bit about whom he might or might not be seeing. Then my friend said, he's a total cunt and he's someone else's problem now. Which I thought was good advice and it certainly worked. Otherwise I don't really do jealous. If someone has something I like/admire, I go and get one for myself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:30, Reply)

I watched a friend have a near breakdown during the football on Sunday, does that count?
Also, I bought an alright piece of Sirloin for £2.00 last night, that was nice.

Alt: Another friend of mine recently got £250 off his Nan for no reason, and has just received a £400 tax rebate. I fucking hate him.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely





She's so lovely
( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:36, Reply)

FUCK YOUUU

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:56, Reply)

My dad took his best best mate to Anfield the other week when you got a total gubbing.
As the only Everton supporter in a sea of Liverpool fans, he was, according to photographic evidence, sporting a shit eating grin you could see from space.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:39, Reply)

The 0-0 draw?
Or the Southampton loss?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:59, Reply)

I have been keeping an eye on a friend's ex slowly spiraling into full breakdown mode over the last few months, which really came to a head over the last few days
It's funny to laugh at people with feelings. Bitches be crazy!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Ha!
Can't link to it on the iPad, but the reviews on amazon for the "bic for her medium" box of 12 pens are pretty lol If anyone cleverererer than me can
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:36, Reply)

So, anyone really then.......

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:39, Reply)

You needn't apply

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:41, Reply)

I'm too stupid to realise how thick I am.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:43, Reply)

It's okay, we'll tell you.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:44, Reply)

It's this level of care that keeps me coming back.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Go on then
www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B004FTGJUW
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Thank you!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Can you really not copy paste links on an IPad?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:01, Reply)

You can, but it's a bit fiddly.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:02, Reply)

You can if you have the patience to highlight the address bar, which can take up to one second.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:03, Reply)

yes but there IS no address bar on that page on an iPad! I don't know how amazon do it. witchcraft.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:05, Reply)

I suspect you might be a fucking idiot on the sly.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:06, Reply)

There's nothing sly about it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Maybe try a different browser - oh wait, you can't.
Is it like Chrome maybe, where the toolbars vanish but re-appear when you scroll up and down?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:10, Reply)

no, everything else has an address bar
it was just that one thing. possibly because it was a link from fb?

i don't know, i don't like computers :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:51, Reply)

prick off

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:48, Reply)

The discarded draft script for "The Karate Kid"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:51, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2108558
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:59, Reply)

I'm jealous of Stunned's holiday. Need to sort one out myself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Desired destination? Thailand for a bit of ladyboy action?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:03, Reply)

He's hired an RV to go round parts of California, before having a few days of luxury in San Diego.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Are you saying you want to do the same?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I like the RV idea.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:13, Reply)

You + Monty + RV = Stripes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Stripes "Paul"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:20, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:21, Reply)

I don't understand this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:21, Reply)

80s film with Bill Murray/the other one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:22, Reply)

NO JOHN CANDY CHAT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I'm not sure he's in it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:24, Reply)

John Candy was in it but the 'main' co-star was Harold Ramis from Ghostbusters

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)

So what you're saying is I was right.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:50, Reply)

*concedes point*
Sorry Frog
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Apology accepted. Don't do it again.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Thats the fella
brainfart over his name
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:50, Reply)

I reckon that would be pretty good fun.
Mind you I'd be happy with *any* holiday, because I'm easily pleased and fucking knackered.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:19, Reply)

this^
I need a holiday. Not had one this year at all due to mother-in-law/cancer/calf starting new nursery/moving
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:21, Reply)

*waves*
Holidays are good. Have I mentioned I just had one? And that I swam in the sea and everything?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:35, Reply)

I did look into it when I drove the all around the west of the US with Mrs B a couple of years ago
but it's actually a fair bit cheaper to hire a Mustang convertible and stay in top end hotels and B&Bs (there are a lot of very cool B&Bs in California for some reason).

And you can't take the "decent" size RVs into city centres, so it's swings and roundabouts. It is appealing, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

He could bring home a new 'mummy' for Micro.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:08, Reply)

I asked for one of them after my Mum died
What a cunt I was.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)

I posted something on a message board. That was pretty fantastic.
What do the other posts say can someone summarise I can't be arsed to sccroll through my phone, I'm on a train and it's bouncy. Oh and I'm buyinh a running watch tha
t's pretty fascinating.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Someone had a steak, someone got dumped, someone wants a holiday, usual shite.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Mmm, this reminds me
I have 3 rump steaks in the freezer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Last time I did something out of the ordinary was a driving day at York, flying round the track in an Aston Martin
Alt:
I dont really do jealous. I'm a generally easy going kind of cow. I must confess to a small pang though when my mates moved into their new house right on the seafront after spending 100k on renovation first.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:15, Reply)

I have done one of those driving days
they are fucking great fun, lotus, Porsche, and Ferrari. The lotus was the best of them all oddly, the cornering speeds you could maintain were incredable
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

I'm not sure we would all agree on what constitutes interesting.
But it has been ages since I did something particularly interesting.
Alt: I'm not really the jealous type.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:22, Reply)

AA levels of cool story here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Mrs Vagabond and I are going to be parents for the weekend.
Loltastically our idiot friends have asked us to babysit their 7yo son.

Please feel free to call me a nonce, or alternatively, suggest activities, as I haven't a clue. We have a nearby park which is quite nice, but relatively small, and apparently he's too young to drink, so I'm pretty scoobied.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Nonce

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:24, Reply)

But in a sexy way.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Is there any other?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)

The way my Uncle Jeremiah does it.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Thats more brief than un sexy though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Has he started smoking yet?
If not, now could be the ideal time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Good point.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Soft play centre.
Arts & crafts.
Cooking.
Cinema.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Hmm.
Arts & Crafts, & cooking.

I can't cook for money or sex, but Mrs Vagabond's great - I'm trying to commandeer her to bake some biscuits with him or something.

Cinema requires a massive mission as it's miles away by 'bus and tube.

What is a soft play centre, and where would I find one?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Ask any parents nearby
Throw child in, give Fruit Shoot, sit and drink coffee and read the paper until child either pisses self or comes back crying
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

WORLDS NUMBER ONE DAD RIGHT HERE FOLKS

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:33, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable asking random parents where they take their children.
Particularly since my general demeanour positively screams "Childless jaffa, probably suspect".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:33, Reply)

You could always rent the kid to Bartleby.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Ah. See - his dad's a squaddie, and they get notoriously anxious when it comes to having to explain that you've rented out their children.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Typical public sector employee
getting all sniffy over the private sector's entrepreneurial nous.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Ah but being a squaddie he wont be unfamiliar with forced anal penetration
so you will be fine
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

It's OK, you'll struggle to beat my "screaming Savile alarm trigger"
before I had minibadger, I was with my brother's kids at a park thing in Weybridge full of skullfuckingly desperate social climbing middle classers. One of them was being shit at stopping her little boy smashing up all the other kid's sandcastles, and I was explaining, perhaps a little loudly, to my nephew that it was OK and we would build another one. Since I used his name, one of the mothers said "oh, and how old is little ******" .. in this case, I've learned, a good response isn't "Oh, I've no idea, he's not mine"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Lego, or drugs.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)

This is a really hard choice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:30, Reply)

No it's not, Lego is shit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)

I find "both" to be a fine combination.
BECAUSE I DO LOADS OF DRUGS, OK?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Be very careful
Lego is far more addictive
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Take him to a park
Tie him to a tree and say you are playing cowboys and Indians, then go to the pub
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Now THIS is the sort of idea I can get behind!
And I'm not talking about the kid! LOL!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Depends on how you define interesting, innit?
I drove around the country in an old car. I thought that was pretty interesting, but it'd be a good number of peoples' idea of pure hell.

Alt: I occasionally get jealous about where my friends have got to in life, but it's a case of good choices versus bad, with a good bit of luck in more than one case.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:27, Reply)

if you have brains and family backing = luck
meeting the right people = luck, but you can influence this by being good at networking and good company

the rest = down to you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:52, Reply)

In a sudden flash of insight, I've just realised that the pejorative "dago" comes from common Spanish name Diego.
As you were.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

really?
Makes sense I suppose
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Explain greasy wop then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

the idea that it stands for without passport is bollocks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Early 20th century (originally US): origin uncertain, perhaps from Italian guappo 'bold, showy', from Spanish guapo 'dandy'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Are you Kroney
Are you fuck...

You are simple some chap that likes to be entwined with Duncan
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)

I have deconstructed your name
and decided you like to have the bum sex with Duncan from boy band Blue
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Cool, which one is he?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I am not sure
but it was the only name I had to hand
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

The fact you know the names of the knobs from Blue is well bent in itself.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

I dont deny this
They are dreamy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

I dunno which ones they are.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Says the guy who can reel off the names of the members of 5ive

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I only know Abs, but that isn't gay at all because he's cool and street, like me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

ah yes
The one named after an ancient form of calculator
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

morning

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

No just having a shit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Hungover much?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:07, Reply)

nah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Please start a new thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I've nothing to say

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

No, I just like wearing hard hats with torches on.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:07, Reply)

glory

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Not anymore, she died ages ago.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

MARRning

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I have done a new thread
Its quite shit though so I am going for a fag
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)