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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I thought, until fairly recently, that the term 'jap's eye' meant your bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:39, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
well that could go horribly wrong

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:41, Reply)
People telling me how painful it was getting something stuck in their japs was horribly confusing for me

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Quality comedy gold, Theo.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:43, Reply)
thats a conversation with a doctor you dont want to have

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)
'He said he was screaming after getting a pen lid stuck in there'
'I reckon I could get twelve pens up there no bother, esp after a shit'
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Also
How many people have you spoken to that have had something stuck in their japs eye?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Everyone experiments man, come on, don't be vanilla

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)
I want this on record
I HAVE NEVER TRIED TO STICK A PEN LID DOWN MY COCK
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Alright man, your loss

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:58, Reply)
*tries
*loses pen lid
*panics
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:11, Reply)
It's ok, you'll spunk it out in a few years

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:16, Reply)
POW!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)
I was having a wank and I shot the dog
(Is the punchline I believe)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:21, Reply)
+in

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:22, Reply)
bicfail

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:09, Reply)
birosexual

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:12, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B004FTGJUW
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:13, Reply)
These win
www.stylist.co.uk/life/recipes/introducing-dine-ink-pen-cutlery
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)
worst joke ever!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:22, Reply)
HA HA

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:41, Reply)

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