And another thing, if you are supposed to wash your hands after taking a shit how come i've never got sick after rimming our lass?

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:09, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

And another thing
HYYYYYYUUURRRGHHHHUUURRKK
( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Sorry I'm trying to make people sick
Did you catch the Swipey/B3th tits newtons crade subthread earlier?
( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I did.
Though I don't know what sort of shit Newton's Cradle you've been playing with that makes you push a bunch of metal balls on rubber bands along a desk.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:13, Reply)

One made of disgusting, veiny, stretch marked tits, obviously

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:15, Reply)

women who haven't given birth don't have those problems...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:16, Reply)

They do if they're over about 28 or so.
Even younger if they're unlucky. You should have seen the ex's.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:17, Reply)

i don't have either
despite hating their size. interesting. maybe i should whinge about them a little less.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Probably.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I missed that one. A convo about tits I thought I would have caught that. Which pair won?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:15, Reply)

No one won that conversation
*thousand yards stares

NO ONE
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Norks should be placed on the back just above the arse, that way you can ogle both safely.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Ah but you would then have to look a lady in the eyes

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I wash mine before I use the loo.
Just to be safe.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I wash my hands before having a piss, as my hands could have been anywhere but my knob has been safely tucked away and I don't want to get it dirty.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:15, Reply)

How safe is safe?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Wrapped in two condoms, the Irish way.
To be sure, to be sure.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:19, Reply)

three is essential
given your raging chylamydia
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:22, Reply)

ITS SYMPTOMLESS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)

I've usually got one in my handbag

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:16, Reply)

a cock?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)

No a bumhole

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)