I've avoided the Mexican wave.
Handily half our sites accidentally lost internet connection a few minutes before I was due to do it generating a massive volume of calls.

WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:00, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*plugs cable back in again*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:00, Reply)

That was extremely unfortunate.
I wonder how it happened?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Young Brian here used a Sabo
going back to 12th century practises
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:17, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)

I should have spelt that with a T though
my apologies
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:28, Reply)

I hope you've removed the relevant entries from the router's audit trail.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)

this reads like a euphemism for clipping your tagnuts

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)

That's probably a reason to fire you,
i'm gonna ring your boss.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)

^jealous because I'm employed^

( Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:37, Reply)

:(
yeah.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:38, Reply)

have you ever thought of doing
Bar work, there is always a need for miserable barstaff
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

you know, i'm doing some work on the bar for a friend over the weekend, just for the cash,
it's pretty fucking depressing to have to fall back on it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Alright 'the new dr frog'?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)

look frog,
I'm pretty confident about this interview monday, so don't you think you can drop this yet.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:56, Reply)