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i tend to notice shizz round here. What have you noticed Reg? Well, I'll tell you, friction. Friction's what I've noticed. Now I know theres good natured ribbing and banter and joshing and the like but im kinda getting the impression from a few of you counts that youve got some kinda beef with some other counts on here. I don't want you to say who you've got a beef with cos youll all be like funny pluckers and make shit up, just tell me who you think on here has a genuine beef with someone else on here and can sometimes get abit nasty and also how you think this situation came about.

If you like.

Alt: is medium rare best for a burger?

Altalt: so, say your at a baysh and your out on the dancefloor and the crowd of fellow bayshers are makin with the whoops and hollers. what are you doing to elicit this? what are your 'moves'?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:59, 33 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I JUST MET A CHINAMAN WHO'S NAME WAS GOLF

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:04, Reply)

How did he smell?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)

How high?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:10, Reply)

WITHAKNIFE!

( Peej, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Burgers ought to be medium.
The only friction is the friction if me and TH making love.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:05, Reply)

was it you or TH that referred to themselves as a female the other day and then ninja'd it?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:06, Reply)

I dunno.
But we're both virulent men with facial hair and everything.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Do you mean 'virulent' here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Yes.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:12, Reply)

infectious facial hair is the worst

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:13, Reply)

The internet is a serious business, Rayg

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)

it dont need to be

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:11, Reply)

You wanna make something of it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:13, Reply)

what, like an internet startup company or summat?
sure. what will we sell?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Hopes and dreams

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:22, Reply)

So you"re asking who do we think is a twat?
Meh.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:13, Reply)

He wanted to find out who was capable of reading.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I love beef.
Best of all the meats.

I like my meat cooked to well done. I don't want any blood or pink on my plate thanks.

I also like a nice shank.

Double entendre bonanza
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Get out
Over cooking meat is inexcusable.
( Peej, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Things like this can divide a nation!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Not France

( Peej, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:21, Reply)

tartare for now!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:28, Reply)

die

( Peej, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:31, Reply)

ive noticed that battered downet like swiper but in a going beyond the joshing kinda way
why is this? or am i totally off base?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:22, Reply)

He wanted to Sex with her and she chose chomp instead.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:27, Reply)

he fucking loves me
but i don't feel the same way...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:30, Reply)

The only person I didn't like flounced
The rest of them are fine in my book, even the fat psycho cunts, the gingers, the midgets, the alcoholics, the cunts and the fatties
( Peej, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:25, Reply)

why am i in nearly all of these categories? :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Are you not a midget then?

( Peej, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I'M FIVE FOOT SIX AND A HALF!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Ha.
Tiny woman.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)

IT'S PERFECTLY AVERAGE
something i'm sure you've also had to shout on many occasions
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Then....
nearly
( Peej, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:33, Reply)