Word up, everybody say
When you hear the call, you've got to get it underway
Word up, it's the code word
No matter where you say it, you'll know that you'll be heard now

After watching this video the other night I feel that I could get away with wearing a cod piece, what outlandish piece of clothing could you pull off?

Apart from that EVENING MUTHA-TRUCKERS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:44, 29 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

i can wear any bit of outlandish clothing and look excellent
I have many hats, a corset (which is now way too big), some quite over the top jackets and that's before you even get to the larp kit.

Right now though it's just shirt and jeans. Boring
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:54, Reply)

Have you lost weight Cavy?
or just a double Mastectomy?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:59, Reply)

nah, still got tits
i'm just a bit over 3 1/2 stone less than I was last year. about 8 pounds and I'm socially acceptable (weightwise, mind...nothing else)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:01, Reply)

Sorry I don't believe you, can you send young Frog a video of you doing star jumps topless on a cold morning to prove this????

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:05, Reply)

pff
thing is, it never made me pretty or anything, there's just less of me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:11, Reply)

RIGHT Cavy thats it, stop selling yourself short
Ohhh what have you done with all the apples this year?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:14, Reply)

6 or 7 jars of chutney so far and 3 of stupidly solid ginger and apple jam
but there are loads of apples outside, I think this weekend I have to do something about them.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:23, Reply)

Take them LARPing and have a apple fight

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:26, Reply)

but they have a core!
(this is only funny when you know that larp safe throwing weapons are not allowed a core. When I say funny...)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:28, Reply)

Hahaha you just reminded me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:30, Reply)

oh man

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:34, Reply)

You could combine it with your other hobby and go all William Tell

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:34, Reply)

i tried knocking a bottle off someone's head
with a larp safe crossbow once. Nearly got kick off site. Did manage it, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:36, Reply)

I have my eye on a particular Yew tree branch
I would love to make a proper long bow
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:41, Reply)

You'll need a big branch
A proper longbow cross section includes heartwood and sapwood, one's better in tension, the other's better in compression (buggered if I know which is which). IIRC a longbow was made from a split stave from the tree.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:49, Reply)

Have you been googling again Cap?
I would love to be able set a longbow with a draw weight of 90–110 pounds-force (400–490 newtons)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:53, Reply)

is that the lyrics from supermarket sweep?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:54, Reply)

beep

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:55, Reply)

Why does every thing make you think of Dale Winton you have a one track mind

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:00, Reply)

hey mr tangerine man

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:01, Reply)

He used to live not that far from me Trufax
He is even more camp in real life
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:04, Reply)

Alright cunt. Thought you were dead.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:07, Reply)

Sorry to disappoint
Still with the living, just aint able to doss about on here during the day :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:08, Reply)

Noo job stuff? Missed you love xx

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:13, Reply)

WELL I'M GLAD SOMEONE DOES \o/
yeah taken a massive step back to more or less what I was doing 15 years ago
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:15, Reply)

Cocks dont suck themselves.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:23, Reply)

Thanks for the offer Bear but the wife probably wouldn't like you doing that to me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:27, Reply)

You'd love to pull off a cod piece.
You massive gaymo.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:05, Reply)

Something something Spanish fishermen beat me to it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)