I've been up since five.
Been reading all about that Silk Road site that got busted. Mental stuff. I read about it ages ago but wrote it off assuming it would just be scams but the sums involved mean large scale real drug dealing. The whole thing is fascinating. Know anyone who used it? The guy who ran it claims to be some kind of Assange type character rather than simply a crook. Bullshit?

Alt: my daughter told me today that she tricked the kids in her class that she had talking fruit that came through her telly. Ever pulled off a successful con? Ever been a victim of one?

Altalt: what are you up to today? I have to go to Barking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:22, 155 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well, that's just rude.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:24, Reply)

what is?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Stomping.
It's ok I have plead 'no contest' and deleted my thread in favour of the one submitted by the rightful queen of b3ta.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:30, Reply)

There wasn't one there when I started typing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Well, I suppose I can't be angry at you then. Still m8s yer?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:34, Reply)

I'm not sure.
I'm pretty upset.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Me too actually. I was trying to let it go, but these bloody pent up feelings are too hard to dismiss.
Maybe we just need some space, and time to heal.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)

FINE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:42, Reply)

GOOD.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I have a hangover.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Do people with chronic alcohol problems get hangovers?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Apparently so.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I don't
Four 7.3% beers and a bottle of port and I still woke up at six feeling fine
( Peej, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:50, Reply)

I have felt terrible nearly every morning this week.
My hangovers seem to intensify with age.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:52, Reply)

^gay prick ^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

^old cunt^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

The guy who ran it is a crook, he may claiming he is some sort of cyber-freedom fighter but he's a crook.
Alt: Told some guys that the scar on the back of my neck (at the time, barely healed) that it was from a post-mortem examination in Greece. I'd had a narcoleptic attack on a beach which, coupled with my alcohol intake, had caused a death-like coma. And, of course, Greek autopsies start at the back of the neck and work down the spine. They bought it for about 5 minutes.

Altalt: Flooring the G/F's loft space
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:31, Reply)

I know a guy who bought some shit hot coke off Silk Road
Today I am sanding some more skirting boards.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Don't know anyone who used it but you're right, fascinating stuff.
I've pulled off a few flips but not really cons. Mate was done with the old drug dealer B shouts the cops are coming, A grabs the money and thrusts a bag in to his hands and then runs, bag contains bark.

Alt alt. Nothing planned. Might pack a bag and fill a hard drive with movies.
( Peej, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)

*nods*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Sod that, I've been told I have to go and buy mops heads and polish the woodwork.
Fucking Sundays. I might claim I have found God and fuck off to church but not make it past the first pub.
( Peej, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Alt: Supermarket.
A bit hedonistic, I need to calm down.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:51, Reply)

you need to gas yourself

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I have explained the difficulty with gassing ones self to you before, don't you ever listen?
Is that a side effect of being a creepy weirdster with a beastiality obsession?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)

You don't have to use the oven.
Carbon monoxide via a car exhaust is quite effective.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Last time you did this hilariously witty line of banter, which was definitely worth repeating as it's well lol, you mentioned the oven.
I assumed you wouldn't have had any other ideas, so I'm impressed and will get some hose while I'm out.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

two parts rofl, one part lol yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

you conned a supermarket?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)

he's such a fucking flid

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)

No they constantly con me with their bright lights and multi buy offers.
Still I do like crisps.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

piss off you fucking coon

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)

It's face paint

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I've been up since 10
I think today will mostly involve watching episodes of Lovejoy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I have scrapped my plans for supermarkets in favour of sitting in a cafe with a fucking huge breakfast

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)

alt: nearly convinced someone last night
that some churches have a piece of brie as part of the Eucharist to represent Jesus' internal organs.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Alt: i have the opposite problem
being something of a Cassandra. People tend not to believe me even when I *am* telling the truth about stuff.

AltAlt: been to the supermarket, now watching the F1 with mr b3th and stepson, will later be repairing a broken floorboard. Yay.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I don't believe you're a mod, shit or otherwise.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 13:20, Reply)

I call bullshit
You liar
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Complete bullshit
Alt: I once when I was much younger, convinced my sister that I was dying. Sadly she was so convinced she became hysterical and told my parents and the scam was up.

Altalt: work mostly, nothing interesting.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)

My favorite one is that I convinced a history student that Eva Braun was famous for her razor.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Alt: I convinced the world that I didn’t exist
Alt:alt: I am applying varnish to the staircase and sanding the layers down with a fine sandpaper...LIVING IT LARGE AT HARTLEY TOWERS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:57, Reply)

alt alt: I'm in the pub waiting for my Sunday roast
Later I shall be watching football. Got up at 12 hence late lunch.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)

What have you ordered?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

My niece told me when she grows up she wants to live in 'a lonely house' like I do.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Altalt: in further news
After I spent yesterday scrubbing the kitchen from top to bottom (mainly bottom), I appear to pulled both my shoulders. Every movement hurts like buggery.

Remind me never to do housework again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Just get a cleaner. I would if I could be bothered.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:59, Reply)

We used to have a cleaner
but I spent so much time telling her to 'just leave that pile, I'll sort it later' that it became a waste of time having her in the house.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:00, Reply)

I think I would be quite happy to let someone else run my domestic life for me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:03, Reply)

You should get married.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:04, Reply)

I don't think anyone would ever show me that level of commitment. Maybe I could try and get involved with a cleaner though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:05, Reply)

You could probably pay a cleaner and pay a prostitute
and it still wouldn't cost you as much as having a wife.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:08, Reply)

You should pop this in 'top tips'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:10, Reply)

I love having a cleaner
it forces me to put stuff away for a start-off.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:03, Reply)

oi chumps
cheer me up.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:53, Reply)

I have bought TWO new jumpers this week.
Hope that helps.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:56, Reply)

that's nice
and reminds me i bought one with a penguin on it last week. Perhaps I shall put that on. There's something not shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:58, Reply)

Ah, I've gone and upset myself now I have remembered I haven't secured the extra cool one with a fox on it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:59, Reply)

what would fox say?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Am I missing something here?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:01, Reply)

a song called What Does Fox Say
was a popular internet meme about 3 weeks ago. It's kinda funny
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:14, Reply)

Oh I see.
Must have missed that which is unusual for me given the unhealthy amount of time I spend online.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:23, Reply)

To be fair, I missed it too.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:36, Reply)

Hi.
I managed to get a suit bought, pressed and adjusted slightly all for less than 300 knicker. Just need to choose a tie and I'm away.
How has everyone's Sunday been?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:54, Reply)

I would recommend some sort of wacky Disney tie for a professional but 'fun' look.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:57, Reply)

This is the first time I've had a "smart interview"
All the pubs I ever had were "business casual" I'm a bit bricking it froggi.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:15, Reply)

Is this interview for a pub management job again?
Is this a stop-gap thing, or have you decided against the whole sparky thing?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:21, Reply)

It's for a sparky job kinda.
I'm not sure why they want me in a suit, it's just a shitty pat testing job for a big bank which will pay the bills while I either keep looking for something proper, or save up, and get on another couple of course.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:32, Reply)

Don't panic son, I reckon an ultra smooth bad ass mofo like you will sail through.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:24, Reply)

Don't wear a tie
Go in with your shirt unbuttoned to your navel and wear a medallion necklace.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:15, Reply)

See, this is the sort of adult advice I need.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:17, Reply)

well I'm spanked
Polish kid parties are apparently vodka sessions. The kids seemed to have fun too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:14, Reply)

I never knew Mr Sheen had a family.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:16, Reply)