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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alt: I've lost a £100 cheque that I was sent for my birthday and I *really* need the money.
So tonight I have to call up and ask my mum's 'paaaartner' to send me another one, whilst apologising for not sending her a 70th birthday present because I can't afford to buy her one.

'f', as they say 'ml'

I'm fucking fed up.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:33, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'll lend you a ton m8. No probs, I'm rocking up some serious scrilla these days.

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Heavy cheddar, yeah?
Sweet bruv.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:37, Reply)
I'm gonna get a money clip, as my cheese only folds, ya hear me?

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:39, Reply)
I have no cheese

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)
I DON'T EAT RAW CHEESE

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)
My sig tells you all you need to know about my formaggio status.

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)
As I have said before, your sig works best on this day of the week, Mon.

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Yes baas.

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)
ELLODEREMON

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:45, Reply)
You are from good brieding

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Fuck off (camem)Bert.

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Edam I wouldn't stoop that low

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)
I'm gonna pay (blue) Vinnie Jones to do you over.

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:45, Reply)
That would be a bit of a Saga

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)
Sonic the Hedghogs

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)
You Oka know better

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I once did a tour of the Cheddar factory at Chedder Gorge that put me off cheese for about two hours

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)
I once rimmed your missus
That put me off cheese for about 2 hours too... Coincidence I think not
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)
:o
All right Stunned give B-dog his log in back
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:45, Reply)
'b-dog' has some rather, ah, *unfortunate* connotations...

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)
please expand
I know of it as a 90's gang term
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Bot Dog.
n. colloquial: a baguette containing a human stool, garnished with onions, ketchup etc. usually sent via mail as a threat or insult:

"Imma post that cunt a bot dog"
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Ah
A little slow on the uptake there... I shall have a special Joey moment to compensate
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)
You knows it

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)
*looks down*
* sees 2 feet*

Nope not stunned (stunning but not stunned)
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Ain't that an insult to you rather than her?

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)
So when are you going to kick the fuck out of Mighty Badger
for trolling your friends on FB?
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:04, Reply)
I don't really know what happened, I fucked off by that time and it was mostly deleted when I got back.

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)
ouch

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:39, Reply)
I believe the correct response to this is to say
"You fucking idiot"


HTH
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Thanks Bonz!

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)
No prbs bbz
Stay strong eh
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Who the fuck sends a cheque these days?
Call her up and tell her unless she transfers that money directly into your bank account PRONTO, you will shit in her cunt.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)
70 year old women?

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Well my mother doesn't turn 70 until January, but she is well capable of chucking me a pile of birthday money via the internet.

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Yes but your mother reeks like a Mongolian fishmarket so swings and roundabouts eh.

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)

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