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So tonight I have to call up and ask my mum's 'paaaartner' to send me another one, whilst apologising for not sending her a 70th birthday present because I can't afford to buy her one.
'f', as they say 'ml'
I'm fucking fed up.
( , Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:33, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

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That put me off cheese for about 2 hours too... Coincidence I think not
( , Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

n. colloquial: a baguette containing a human stool, garnished with onions, ketchup etc. usually sent via mail as a threat or insult:
"Imma post that cunt a bot dog"
( , Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:52, Reply)

A little slow on the uptake there... I shall have a special Joey moment to compensate
( , Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

* sees 2 feet*
Nope not stunned (stunning but not stunned)
( , Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)

for trolling your friends on FB?
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"You fucking idiot"
HTH
( , Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Call her up and tell her unless she transfers that money directly into your bank account PRONTO, you will shit in her cunt.
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