Alt: I've lost a £100 cheque that I was sent for my birthday and I *really* need the money.
So tonight I have to call up and ask my mum's 'paaaartner' to send me another one, whilst apologising for not sending her a 70th birthday present because I can't afford to buy her one.

'f', as they say 'ml'

I'm fucking fed up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:33, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'll lend you a ton m8. No probs, I'm rocking up some serious scrilla these days.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Heavy cheddar, yeah?
Sweet bruv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:37, Reply)

I'm gonna get a money clip, as my cheese only folds, ya hear me?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I have no cheese

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)

I DON'T EAT RAW CHEESE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)

My sig tells you all you need to know about my formaggio status.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)

As I have said before, your sig works best on this day of the week, Mon.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Yes baas.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)

ELLODEREMON

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:45, Reply)

You are from good brieding

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Fuck off (camem)Bert.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Edam I wouldn't stoop that low

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

I'm gonna pay (blue) Vinnie Jones to do you over.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:45, Reply)

That would be a bit of a Saga

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Sonic the Hedghogs

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)

You Oka know better

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I once did a tour of the Cheddar factory at Chedder Gorge that put me off cheese for about two hours

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)

I once rimmed your missus
That put me off cheese for about 2 hours too... Coincidence I think not
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

:o
All right Stunned give B-dog his log in back
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:45, Reply)

'b-dog' has some rather, ah, *unfortunate* connotations...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)

please expand
I know of it as a 90's gang term
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Bot Dog.
n. colloquial: a baguette containing a human stool, garnished with onions, ketchup etc. usually sent via mail as a threat or insult:

"Imma post that cunt a bot dog"
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Ah
A little slow on the uptake there... I shall have a special Joey moment to compensate
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

You knows it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)

*looks down*
* sees 2 feet*

Nope not stunned (stunning but not stunned)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Ain't that an insult to you rather than her?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)

So when are you going to kick the fuck out of Mighty Badger
for trolling your friends on FB?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:04, Reply)

I don't really know what happened, I fucked off by that time and it was mostly deleted when I got back.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I believe the correct response to this is to say
"You fucking idiot"


HTH
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Thanks Bonz!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

No prbs bbz
Stay strong eh
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Who the fuck sends a cheque these days?
Call her up and tell her unless she transfers that money directly into your bank account PRONTO, you will shit in her cunt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

70 year old women?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Well my mother doesn't turn 70 until January, but she is well capable of chucking me a pile of birthday money via the internet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Yes but your mother reeks like a Mongolian fishmarket so swings and roundabouts eh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)