Wjat are the signs? Probably some Guardian reader crap, tiredness, irritability etc.
Anyhoos hippy you said you've sold your gaff? When do you leave and have you got anywhere sorted?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 8:38, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

can't remember soz
sleep problems
skin problems
dietary problems
increased drinking etc

some other shit

no date and nothing sorted
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Lets be honest that list is
pretty mutually inclusive, bad diet means bad skin, increased drinking = sleep problems etc etc...

Its a bit like grabbing a random symptom then extrapolating backwards
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Half those things seem to be 'is terminally British'

( Theoban What of it, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Perhaps they should be included in some Home Office citizenship test for forrins wanting to live here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)