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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:06, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
\o/
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:12, Reply)
yer
Slept in though.

On the plus side; more beauty sleep. I need all I can get.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:14, Reply)
Why? Don't chicks 'dig' you anymore? Are your looks being eroded by the ravages of time?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:16, Reply)
eroded by too much rock n roll behaviour
I'm still very handsome though, don't worry about that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:18, Reply)
I *was* worried.
Go steady though, eh? They won't last forever. Trus'me.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:19, Reply)
Truss' a nigga, Frogular D
My kidneys cannae cope with the chemical onslaught like they used to.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:21, Reply)
I really hope you don't die.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:22, Reply)
I wish I could say the same about you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:23, Reply)
You'd miss me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:25, Reply)
I'd miss you like you miss dozes of citalopram

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:31, Reply)
I miss them all now, akshully.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:33, Reply)
Ponce.
I still look tip-top despite a lifstyle which would kill you in six months.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:20, Reply)
Is there an 'I don't believe this!' clicky button?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:21, Reply)
you have bad skin and grey hair

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:22, Reply)
This may be true, but Monters could wash his face and dye his hair.
There's no way you're never going to shopping for footwear anywhere other than Billy Smart's Factory Outlet shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:34, Reply)
Now hang on, that's not fair.
He can also go here: www.desperate-measures.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:38, Reply)
That's a real link btw

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:43, Reply)
#reellinks4lyfe

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:44, Reply)
They're fed up with him squirting water at them from a plastic flower in his lapel
Also when he picks them up for 'hot dates', they get embarrassed when all the car doors fall off.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:19, Reply)
I have clicked 'I like this!'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:20, Reply)
Bucketsofconfettilolz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:20, Reply)
They do love him rubbing his big red nose "down there" though.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:24, Reply)
Plymouth?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:25, Reply)
Smells like it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)
If he could do that
He'd hardly be on here, would he?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:13, Reply)
says the emotionally crippled, romantically barren attracter of bent pakis and creepy MK Muse fans.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:15, Reply)
ZING

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:16, Reply)
Flattery won't get you anywhere
try pizza
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:18, Reply)
and look.where that got Chocho
He's hanging in a wood, wearing his best Red Dwarf t shirt and his 'real leather' jacket.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:19, Reply)
'real leather effect'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:20, Reply)
"leatherette"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:25, Reply)
'leathique'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)
haha.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)
'100% Pure 'Leathyester'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)
Crimpleatherene

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:38, Reply)
getting warmer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)
This is a Grace Jones 'joke' isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:50, Reply)
*Pulls up to the bumper*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:51, Reply)
it's a reference to The Normal, yeah.
I quite like Mute records.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:57, Reply)

wood hedge on a roundabout which has some concrete cows on it
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:21, Reply)
Worst Batman ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:22, Reply)
Wait, you can classify Red Dwarf tshirts in such a way that a "best" exists?
I..... I never knew.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:25, Reply)
*smegs*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:27, Reply)
I can't.
He can.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)
I should have clarified
by "you" I meant "humanity"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Just be clearer and concise in the future yeah, remember most people are fucking thick.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:51, Reply)
In this case 'best' = 'least stained'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)
UPSET^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)

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