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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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:-)
Alt: :-(
Altalt: :-/
Altaltalt: :-O
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 6:46, 227 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Is that smiley speak for having a wank?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 7:44, Reply)
Chance would be a fine thing! It's smiley speak for being bored on a late delayed train and seeing if anyone was about.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 7:52, Reply)
get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:06, Reply)
\o/
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:12, Reply)
yer
Slept in though.

On the plus side; more beauty sleep. I need all I can get.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:14, Reply)
Why? Don't chicks 'dig' you anymore? Are your looks being eroded by the ravages of time?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:16, Reply)
eroded by too much rock n roll behaviour
I'm still very handsome though, don't worry about that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:18, Reply)
I *was* worried.
Go steady though, eh? They won't last forever. Trus'me.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:19, Reply)
Truss' a nigga, Frogular D
My kidneys cannae cope with the chemical onslaught like they used to.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:21, Reply)
I really hope you don't die.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:22, Reply)
I wish I could say the same about you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:23, Reply)
You'd miss me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:25, Reply)
I'd miss you like you miss dozes of citalopram

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:31, Reply)
I miss them all now, akshully.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:33, Reply)
Ponce.
I still look tip-top despite a lifstyle which would kill you in six months.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:20, Reply)
Is there an 'I don't believe this!' clicky button?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:21, Reply)
you have bad skin and grey hair

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:22, Reply)
This may be true, but Monters could wash his face and dye his hair.
There's no way you're never going to shopping for footwear anywhere other than Billy Smart's Factory Outlet shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:34, Reply)
Now hang on, that's not fair.
He can also go here: www.desperate-measures.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:38, Reply)
That's a real link btw

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:43, Reply)
#reellinks4lyfe

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:44, Reply)
They're fed up with him squirting water at them from a plastic flower in his lapel
Also when he picks them up for 'hot dates', they get embarrassed when all the car doors fall off.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:19, Reply)
I have clicked 'I like this!'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:20, Reply)
Bucketsofconfettilolz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:20, Reply)
They do love him rubbing his big red nose "down there" though.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:24, Reply)
Plymouth?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:25, Reply)
Smells like it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)
If he could do that
He'd hardly be on here, would he?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:13, Reply)
says the emotionally crippled, romantically barren attracter of bent pakis and creepy MK Muse fans.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:15, Reply)
ZING

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:16, Reply)
Flattery won't get you anywhere
try pizza
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:18, Reply)
and look.where that got Chocho
He's hanging in a wood, wearing his best Red Dwarf t shirt and his 'real leather' jacket.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:19, Reply)
'real leather effect'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:20, Reply)
"leatherette"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:25, Reply)
'leathique'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)
haha.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)
'100% Pure 'Leathyester'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)
Crimpleatherene

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:38, Reply)
getting warmer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)
This is a Grace Jones 'joke' isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:50, Reply)
*Pulls up to the bumper*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:51, Reply)
it's a reference to The Normal, yeah.
I quite like Mute records.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:57, Reply)

wood hedge on a roundabout which has some concrete cows on it
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:21, Reply)
Worst Batman ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:22, Reply)
Wait, you can classify Red Dwarf tshirts in such a way that a "best" exists?
I..... I never knew.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:25, Reply)
*smegs*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:27, Reply)
I can't.
He can.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)
I should have clarified
by "you" I meant "humanity"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Just be clearer and concise in the future yeah, remember most people are fucking thick.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:51, Reply)
In this case 'best' = 'least stained'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)
UPSET^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)
Good morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)
It really isn't, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)
WRONG. It is.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:30, Reply)
I have hogs pudding, courtesy of our Cornish friend.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:31, Reply)
I have about six types of cheese and load of 'world cinema' which was, I am certain, obtained in a morally acceptable manner.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:32, Reply)
What is it about the country set, that they feel they should bring food parcels to those of us in the city?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:33, Reply)
Long may it continue.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)
Oh yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)
We like to bring a little civilisation to all you parochial savages, too afraid to step too far from your nearest tube station in case you get eaten by wolves.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)
or feral badgers.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Are feral badgers the wild descendants of domesticated badgers?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:51, Reply)
You've never had farmed badger milk?
Exquisite.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:52, Reply)
I prefer wild badger milk
It tastes better and the badgers aren't cruelly treated like in the badger farming business.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:54, Reply)
But feral badger milk is not so nice

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:55, Reply)
also, it's pretty difficult to milk a feral badger
without losing a limb.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Easier than the wild ones
The feral ones are at least descended from domesticated badgers. It would be almost impossible to get a wild one to use a litter tray.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:01, Reply)
It's a close thing
but I disagree - you see the feral ones have been conditioned by the memory of the abuse their ancestors suffered when they were farmed. The wild badger's natural distrust of man has evolved into a psychotic vendetta amongst the feral population. So much so that some are prepared to sacrifice their lives just on the off chance of causing a major car accident and taking out a few humans. S'why there are so many burst badgers on roads.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:19, Reply)
burst badger = euphemism for a lady's *points downstairs*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:26, Reply)
It were like a cross between a burst badger and a butcher's dustbin
*1000 yard stares*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)
See also 'dead hedgehog'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Yes.
Apparently they're all descended from a single pair of domestic badgers who were released by a Norfolk man who found himself unable to cover the cost of feeding them. That was in 1980.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:53, Reply)
I have been unable to find any information on Wikipedia
And fear that you may be lying to me. I shall search some more.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:57, Reply)
The government remove it because you can't handle DA TROOF

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:59, Reply)
^^^^ WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:03, Reply)
SPRED DA WORD - DA PPL R WAKIN UP 2 DIS TROOFS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:05, Reply)
We just want to make sure you're fed properly.
Poor diet stunts your growth don't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:36, Reply)
Some of these poor fuckers have never eaten a meal without jus PJ, it's v sad.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:41, Reply)
I add vanilla foam to my crisps.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:58, Reply)
If by morally acceptable you mean I paid for each down load twice, once for me and once for you
Then yes, yes I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:37, Reply)
I knew you were a good sort.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:38, Reply)
Marrning cunts.
What are you wittering on with Frog?
i'm going to a village today in the Peak District , town city or out in the sticks? City to live, coast to visit, me. Than gig tonight, the mighty Culture Shock :-) :-) :-)
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:31, Reply)
Don't confuse wittering with confused rambling.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:32, Reply)
Morning all
I am currently in Burnley. Luckily I won't be in Burnley this evening. More news as it happens.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:34, Reply)
*Bookmarks*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)
Jesus, man, why?
Hunting trip?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:36, Reply)
Are you Alastair Cambell ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)
I'm here for work
Stayed overnight, had an excellent curry and some beers, all on expenses. Still doesn't make up for the fact that I'm in Burnley.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:39, Reply)
*Bookmarks*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:40, Reply)
*HMV vouchers*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:41, Reply)
We *are* listing 'disappointing Xmas gifts of the 1980s' aren't we?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:42, Reply)
*Lynx Africa Gift Set*
(YES)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:43, Reply)
Towel and flannel set

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:44, Reply)
My brother’s godfather was one of the Queen’s chaplains
and lived in Windsor Castle – one year he gave him…..a Windsor Castle tea towel. He was about ten.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Pretty sure this 'wins'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:45, Reply)
That's the equivalent of garage forecourt flowers.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:45, Reply)
A year or two later he gave him a hardback copy of 'A Walk Along the Ganges'
with charming handwritten dedication from the author inside. Addressed to 'Canon White'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:47, Reply)
'I finished this, didn't want it, and thought of you because you were nearer than the bin'
Is there an occasion related greetings card for that?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:49, Reply)
*Hairdryer*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:04, Reply)
*Sexy lingerie from Uncle Gary*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:06, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astro_Wars
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:05, Reply)
You were lucky!
I had something similar to this:
i193.photobucket.com/albums/z297/NeonmodH/Handheld_electronic_game_Invader_by_Gakken_zps596d5118.jpg
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Oh man
Back to the 80's for me!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)
oh man we had one of those

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)
You're up early.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:43, Reply)
I'm always up early Pigsy. Late nights and early mornings, its just what I *do* bruv, believe.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:45, Reply)
I swear down.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:45, Reply)
U NO DAT SHITS KENT STYLES YEAH?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:47, Reply)
I have no work today.
What shall I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:14, Reply)
A POO

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:17, Reply)
Lie around in your pants all morning, occasionally posting on here
Probably have a lazy wank at some point and then find some justification for starting drinking, because it is almost lunchtime.
Morning Windlemas.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:19, Reply)
So a typical day at work then?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:20, Reply)
I like this plan,
But I can't drink as I have to drive up to my dad's this afternoon. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:28, Reply)
ADW until you're spaffing dust.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)
I... I'm not sure how to answer that...
Alt: Or that
Altalt: etc.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:06, Reply)
3 out of 4 mate. You passed!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:06, Reply)
Er ...
Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:13, Reply)
WRONG FAIL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:17, Reply)
Isn't a wrong fail a right?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:24, Reply)
Dunno I'm a DOCTOR not a TEACHER

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)
Where are you from, Doc?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)
Why do you want to know?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:28, Reply)
I just wondered if you were
a tad-Polish
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)
OH well played sir!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)
yer well I'm both innit?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Why ask then? DUUURRRRRRRRR

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Cos you said it.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)
YM
alt:YM
altalt:YM
altaltalt:YM

*sings "YM" to tune of the Pink Panther*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Think of all the animals you've ever heard about
like rhinocorouses, tigers cats and mink
There are lots of funny animals in all this world
But have you ever seen YM?

Think!
YM?

Nah, I don't think it scans, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:21, Reply)
Morning people
I made pie last night. Wanna see it?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)
Only if its a creampie.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:27, Reply)
I didn't make that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)
And I can't speak for Frogster
but I'm pretty sure the rest of us don't want to see last night's creampie.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Screw you guys

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:31, Reply)
Okay I'll take a look

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:31, Reply)
Fucking b3tards not working

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:35, Reply)
\o/
Pie, motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:38, Reply)
what is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)
Can you not read?
A FUCKING PIE
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)
i can see part of your shadow...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Thats my hoof

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:42, Reply)
^The Shayne Ward X-Factor cow related ........

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:44, Reply)
take yourself outside adn give yourself a good talking to

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:44, Reply)
mooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:45, Reply)
You missed the word 'fucking', it JUST says PIE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:44, Reply)
I'm not 100% sure Mrs Cow would like that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:44, Reply)
I am.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Pie = good
creampie = bad.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)
"don't just look at it...eat it"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)
Pie + Custard

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)
I don't

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Yer well I made deconstructed pie last night.
And in no way did I do that to save washing up.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:30, Reply)
You made stew and some pastry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:34, Reply)
50% right.
I had stew in the freezer. I defrosed it and made some pastry and then balanced it on top, on the plate.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)
'Rustic'
Like mash when you can't be arsed to peel the potatos
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:38, Reply)
"crushed" potato

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:41, Reply)
crushed new potatoes, butter, sage

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:41, Reply)
'lazy'
is the word you're looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:47, Reply)
not too bad doc, ta
Alt: i wernt too keen on the Dexter finale the other day. it was no seinfeld finale thats fer sure

Altalt: man i aint seen weekend at bernies for ages man

Altaltalt: once or twice in my youth
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:43, Reply)
I'm only on the first series of Dexter

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:44, Reply)
ill say no more then sports
wouldnt want to spoil the happy days crossover episode
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Try the fish

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:47, Reply)
^TGGI

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Someone on my Facebook was whinging about it.
Why is it supposed to have been so bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:46, Reply)
just a bit mishandled really
most of the complaints ive seen from other people lend me to believe they were watching flockin er, i dunno, my two dads or summat, for all they understand about the show, stoopid counts
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)
do people care enought about telly to actually fire up their computer and moan about it online?
how strange
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)
how does that kilospoon thing work again? i always forget
summat about morrisey?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)
But if they didnt moan online
how would we know their valuable opinion
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

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