Evening fucknuggets.
Has anyone mentioned 'religious mentalists' yet? All those people who claim to espouse every sentiment in the bible, yet declare fire and brimstone on anyone a bit different. Bunch of cunts, the lot of em.

I've got a headache so bad it's got its own headache. I fear it's head aids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:43, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I've got hearing aids.
Is that the same thing?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Me too!
*HoH high fives*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:49, Reply)

I think I've got that too.
I haven't been tested, because I'm afraid they'll say I'm a complete spacker.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:50, Reply)

if they do you want to change your audiologist

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Audiologist is it?
I was lucky to get my GP to shout at me.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:55, Reply)

I cant be doing with the satellite dishes the NHS give you
Mine are in the ear canal so you cant see em.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Dear?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:58, Reply)

aye was 2 grand for the pair
They are brilliant though
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:04, Reply)

Half past three.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Me dear? No dear.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:10, Reply)

Aren't they about a monkey an ear though?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:59, Reply)

Won't matter what they call you
if you can't hear 'em.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:54, Reply)

My brother is almost completely deaf in one ear
and I feel I may be generally HoH in both ears.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:58, Reply)