What's the worst example of hypocrisy you've heard or experienced?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:30, 126 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Probably private sector workers berating public sector workers for being workshy
on here, between the hours of 9 - 5.

'sup Batts?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:35, Reply)

Hello son.
Not a great deal. Had a lovely afternoon with micro doing lots of drawing etc. quick pint now, then will cook some squid.

Yourself?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)

Making proper winter warmer food,
i.e. proper shepherd's pie with lamb mince. Well, the missus is, I've just washed the dishes and peeled the spuds. Now i'm going for a tab, at which point the dinner shall be in the oven.

Rock and roll.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:41, Reply)

Nice.
I cooked some mutton the other day. It's a very underrated meat.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Never had it.
Did you know that over 80% of mutton produced or sold in the UK is eaten by just 5% of the population?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:47, Reply)

Well I do now!
I get annoyed by some peoples attitudes to food; idiots that would rather spend £3 on ready meals than spend less to eat better, just because they can't be arsed to try and cook. Even a retard can spend 20 minutes making a stir fry for example.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:58, Reply)

I found it out via a project I worked on. Mutton is popular within the Muslim population.
A bunch of Northumbrian sheep farmers wanted to exploit the market, but the lack of an accredited abattoir in the region scuppered them, unfortunately.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:01, Reply)

^stir fry maker^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:03, Reply)

What's happening Mullered?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:13, Reply)

I'm ill mate.
I've been ill for about three weeks now.

Concerned.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:14, Reply)

Still? Not been back to work?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:15, Reply)

I'm working but probably shouldn't be.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:17, Reply)

Get yourself checked out.
TOMORROW.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:22, Reply)

^ this
not good when it's dragging on for that long.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:23, Reply)

What do you reckon you've got?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:22, Reply)

It will be brain AIDS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Have you SEEN Gonzo's facebook feed?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:55, Reply)

Battered accounts for 40% of it by himself

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:59, Reply)

^ vegan idiot ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:00, Reply)

Isn't that tautology?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:01, Reply)

Of course. However additional reinforcement should always be provided when possible.
Sort of tautologising tautology if you will.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:13, Reply)

Curry for me tonight
Had two nights of disappointing bolognese. I normally make my own but had two jars of lazy sauce.

Horrid.

We love food here, don't we?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:51, Reply)

ah yes, the old "slacking off on the internet all day then staying late to do the work you should have been doing during the day, so that the gaffer will think you're committed and career-minded" trick
oldest one in the book, that
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:35, Reply)

Every time I watch the news there's another thing on thats like that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:00, Reply)

SHALOM BITCHES

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:07, Reply)

FINE BE LIKE THAT.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:18, Reply)

WASSSUUUPPPPP???

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:20, Reply)

No. im really not that bothered. bye. x

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Shalom shadowboxing and the Wu-Tang sword style

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Lacist

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:52, Reply)

Evening
Recent example in the news was the RSPCA bumping off dogs instead of homing them, allegedly.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:20, Reply)

They've always done that. Hence why other charities make a point of stating how they don't euthanaise animals

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:23, Reply)

They seem to be more political than they used to be.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:24, Reply)

They've always been a political organisation. Also. One of the richest charities in the country; which allows them to spend money on government lobbying etc.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Quite. But apparently their funding is down, getting found out I guess.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:32, Reply)

The funding for pretty much all charities is down; combination of a severe reduction in any local government funding, patron fund matching and general donations through generic fundraising efforts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:35, Reply)

PETA in the states kill almost all the animals they get given
and are unrepentant about it. There's some hypocrisy for you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:25, Reply)

www.huffingtonpost.com/nathan-j-winograd/peta-kills-puppies-kittens_b_2979220.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:29, Reply)

WTF...You can't kill kittins!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:34, Reply)

evening all
My speed dating event has been canceled AGAIN, so I'm stopping in and drowning my loneliness in red wine. I'm beginning to think it's personal. The same company has "up to 35" events practically every night, it's a bleeding joke.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Have you tried online dating? Match, eharmony, that sort of thing? Seems a popular route.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:24, Reply)

I tried match for a while, but I read an article that 98% of their profiles are inactive
and they massage their stats in some very dodgy ways. OKCupid for a bit, not much joy there either. At least with speed dating they have to acknowledge your existence if only for 4 minutes. :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)

What about getting some dosh together and spending £4-5k on one of the 'relationship headhunters'?
Apparently they have a good success rate and if having a serious relationship is that important to you it could be well worth the investment.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:30, Reply)

*boggles*
That might have to wait until I prove incompetent and get promoted to management.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:05, Reply)

Haha. I always liked the phrase,
Promoted to the level of your incompetence
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:13, Reply)

I read that 90% of the women on there are prostitutes who can't afford to eat

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:31, Reply)

I read that 80% of them are mutton.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:43, Reply)

Forget being one of the '1%' become one of the 5%

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:56, Reply)

30% of statistics are made up

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Plenty of fish?
Gays have Grindr but that's mainly for hooking up but I met my guy on there and we've been together a year nearly.

Stranger things have happened.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:56, Reply)

you also get young lasses looking for gay best friends, as if they're some kind of fashion item

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:59, Reply)

It's not my area of expertise, obviously,
but I always thought grindr was for 'trade'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Mainly but there are some genuine guys looking for more
Exhibit 1 and 2 being my fella :)

I aint on them anymore
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:04, Reply)

There's plenty of websites out there for the straight slags as well.
Things like 'secret assignations' or 'quick hook ups' or something.

Again, not really my area of expertise. At my age I'm happier with a nice cup of tea.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:06, Reply)

I think these sites are just real life but speeded up.
Whichever way you go about it you need a massive dose of luck to find the right one.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:17, Reply)

breeders have Tinder innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:04, Reply)

Is that it? What's Blendr? Is that for dykes?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:09, Reply)

no idea
Ask Google.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:11, Reply)

Design your partner in 3D then get them printed

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 0:05, Reply)

plenty of fish
is terrible
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:16, Reply)

I had a go at it several years ago, the online stuff I mean
Fucken nightmare mostly.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:30, Reply)

I'm in the ' post marriage enjoying the peace and quiet phase'
It's great. Bollocks to the idea of meeting someone else.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:33, Reply)

I also had a wrong one and welcomed the break afterwards.
Now comfortable for last ten years with a good 'un. Having some understanding of what the odds are I feel extremely fortunate...and secure if truth be known.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:39, Reply)

on the plus side, you got out of attending a speed dating event

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:32, Reply)

Don't go speed dating.
It will be full of 'bottom of the rung, will marry anything' weirdo's
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:54, Reply)

That's what I thought the first time I went to one
And I'll freely admit there were a few, but less than 20%. Some of the others might have turned out to be that on longer inspection, but I was genuinely surprised at the number of entirely acceptable women.

Which is why I signed up for another one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:13, Reply)

4 minutes is an easy amount of time to seem normal in

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:18, Reply)

like you could suppress your innate self for 4 minutes

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:33, Reply)

easy! I do it for whole weekends

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)

admittedly I need an acent and some facepaint
but it's basically the same idea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)

nah
couldn't make it to london
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:16, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Swipe.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 23:05, Reply)

Evening fucknuggets.
Has anyone mentioned 'religious mentalists' yet? All those people who claim to espouse every sentiment in the bible, yet declare fire and brimstone on anyone a bit different. Bunch of cunts, the lot of em.

I've got a headache so bad it's got its own headache. I fear it's head aids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:43, Reply)

I've got hearing aids.
Is that the same thing?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Me too!
*HoH high fives*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:49, Reply)

I think I've got that too.
I haven't been tested, because I'm afraid they'll say I'm a complete spacker.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:50, Reply)

if they do you want to change your audiologist

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Audiologist is it?
I was lucky to get my GP to shout at me.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:55, Reply)

I cant be doing with the satellite dishes the NHS give you
Mine are in the ear canal so you cant see em.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Dear?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:58, Reply)

aye was 2 grand for the pair
They are brilliant though
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:04, Reply)

Half past three.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Me dear? No dear.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:10, Reply)

Aren't they about a monkey an ear though?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:59, Reply)

Won't matter what they call you
if you can't hear 'em.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:54, Reply)

My brother is almost completely deaf in one ear
and I feel I may be generally HoH in both ears.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Also, just gassing like,
off to see Jimieon tomorrow night. Anyone been?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:58, Reply)

yes, lots of people have

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Ask them all to post will you?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:20, Reply)

will do

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)

Legless once called me a prick.
Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:05, Reply)

To be fair though,
you are a prick.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:07, Reply)

well yes
But the prickery of Legless far eclipses mine.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:08, Reply)

I have clicked 'I like this!'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:29, Reply)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I made it back....I bet you're all glad of that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:28, Reply)

phew
i got back too, but I didn't go far
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Oi stop RAINING ON MY PARADE bitch

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:36, Reply)

yo, shut it
or I'll fucking cut you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Foam swords hold no fear for me *sticks tongue out*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:37, Reply)

finished watching breaking bad
it's all real guns and drugs for me now. That and poison and acid baths to clear the evidence
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:38, Reply)

I fucking love meth

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:39, Reply)

I've never got into breaking bad
How ever they are re-showing Deadwood which is excellent
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)

why doesn't netflix have The Wire?
People keep telling me it's dope
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:45, Reply)

I bet Nakers has access to the wire

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:47, Reply)

I have access to your mum
Hth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:06, Reply)

People calling me a bent spastic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:02, Reply)

Oh come on, when has that ever actually happened?

( Peej, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:13, Reply)

Hmmm well I just got home, creeped throughout the door and then got loudly shouted at for disturbing the kids.
Which seemed pretty hypocritical as I was downstairs creating about and she was upstairs with them yelling. I suppose I should just be glad I wasn't hit with a 1973 hardback edition of the complete order of the rings and appendices.

I left my glasses in Montys flat, when I opened my bag to get them I found I had his phone charger instead, how fucking retarded and cornish do you have to be for that to happen?
( Peej, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:12, Reply)

That's nothing, I hear that Monty is, right now, wondering why his phone display looks really sharp but won't charge.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:15, Reply)

Terrible stealing from Boyce during his times of upset.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:16, Reply)

Oh man. He's old, single, skint and alone with a TERRIBLE record collection.
I hope he doesn't kill himself.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:18, Reply)

If he does though, I'll have his records

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:20, Reply)

He wouldn't have got away with it if Stunned was in the country

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:19, Reply)

Barristers in court arguing against 'closed shop' policies in factories.
The Catholic church pontificating about poverty

etc. etc.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:44, Reply)