Don't go speed dating.
It will be full of 'bottom of the rung, will marry anything' weirdo's
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:54, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

That's what I thought the first time I went to one
And I'll freely admit there were a few, but less than 20%. Some of the others might have turned out to be that on longer inspection, but I was genuinely surprised at the number of entirely acceptable women.

Which is why I signed up for another one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:13, Reply)

4 minutes is an easy amount of time to seem normal in

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:18, Reply)

like you could suppress your innate self for 4 minutes

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:33, Reply)

easy! I do it for whole weekends

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)

admittedly I need an acent and some facepaint
but it's basically the same idea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)

nah
couldn't make it to london
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:16, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Swipe.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 23:05, Reply)