Right, can everyone fuck off back to mumsnet now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:47, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well, tangles,
if you all insist on having children, it's bound to come up in converstaion eventually.
All the people i know that have started having kids just fucking love to tell me about how awesome their kids are.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Other peoples kids are INSANELY boring.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)

My own kids only really have fairly limited appeal to me and mrs tangle.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Some kids are alright, I'm related to a few who are okay in small doses. Its the parents banging on about them like they're the first people in the world to have children that I hate.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Oh God yeah, parents are really shit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)

mine is shit.
she couldn't even sit up and hold her dolly in both hands this morning. Which lying fuck told me the female ones could multitask?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Are you getting too aroused at all the kid chat?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Not really, I rely heavily on visual stimuli
If people were to post pictures of their sexy kids it might be different.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Gaz me, yeah?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Didn't that site crash over a nob cleaning jug or summat?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Penis beaker
So her other half could wash his knob after sex while she hogs the bathroom scrubbing her mimsy with a brush.
Must have thrush at the least, or a real bad dose of self-loathing.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Or a rusty garage

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I done this
www.penisbeaker.com
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Nicking this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Sold any yet?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Nah', I don't expect too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Gonz was on this in a flash
www.penisbeaker.com

EDIT - I suppose I should really say NSFW, if you work for the fucking Lutharians or sutin
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:52, Reply)