Not really getting off the ground today, are we?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:43, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Some of us are carrying a bit of water weight, ALRIGHT?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:44, Reply)

I've blamed my bit podge on 'Holiday weight' for 2 years now.
Next year I will shift it.

Honest.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I need to go out running again
But haven't had the time, weather or inclination
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Between my fucked knees and my zeppelin chest,
running is completely out of the question for me. Swimming would probably be good, but it would involve being seen in public in a swimming costume. Not even that bloke that cut tangles up deserves to see that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Weston SuperBayWatch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Last time I was at the beach
someone tried to refloat me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

That's what I want to start doing but even running for the bus induces a Alien- like chest burst

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

I've turned into a right whale this year.
I really ought to do something about that. It's bad enough being forty, but to be forty and fat too will be traumatic.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Flirty, farty, fat and forty.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

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( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Yeah yeah "water retention"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)

melon retention

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:49, Reply)

chocolate retention

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)