The other day I was in Forbidden Planet and overheard an utter utter wanker
explaining loudly to two fat goth girls that he, doesn't hate Batman, he just hates Bruce Wayne, but he likes Dick Grayson when he was Batman. I just wanted to go over and punch him in the face as hard as I could for being an unbelievable twat. I would expect the same if I started talking about fictional characters like they were real.

Then I realised I was standing in a comic shop and probably wasn't one to judge.
( Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:24, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh it's a comic shop

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:25, Reply)

As seen in:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e4waJ22hDU

Possibly my favourite of their almost endless list of brilliant sketches.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:26, Reply)

hahahaha
'What kind of a terminal wanker would shop in ...oh hang on'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I bought THIS for Hoggle and she fucking loves it so it was worth it.
( Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Dick Grayson was Nightwing anyway...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Get out

( Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Im a big comic fan
but I don't hang round in them shops ranting about it.

I just passively-aggressively wear a tee on occasion.

I don;t get the Games Workshop pricks either who spend their weekends playing with little plastic Orcs and rolling dice in plain view of the general public.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Not big enough to know that Dick Grayson was batman for a time

( Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:38, Reply)

get out!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)

YOUN!

( Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Also, and I hate myself for knowing this
But Dick Grayson was Batman in the Prodigal story arc.
( Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:37, Reply)

it's ok
we hate you for it too
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I preferred it when you were saying I was good looking

( Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:39, Reply)

This is how she gets
She was all sweetness and light with chompy at first and all
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)

you are good looking
it confused me, i thought everyone on here was fucking hideous by law.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:51, Reply)

If it helps at all, I'm not particularly good looking.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)

that does help
thank you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)

I'm the one who was hideously ugly and gangly at school, was covered in acne and who could never get a girlfriend
who blossomed later in life. However I still look bad in nearly every photo taken of me, so people are surprised in real like that I am not totally hideous.
( Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

you and your brother are v alike too, underneath all his hair, i thought!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Which is odd because he was actually some guy I just met at the train station.
He's single you know, shall I send him up for Pizza and a nosh?
( Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)

he might think it was a long way to travel for something he could get in newquay from an entire hen do...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Quality, not quantity.
Anyway I told you, no one local goes to Newquay.
( Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)

You, however, most likely preferred Larry Grayson.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Shuts door

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)