Pint.
You know what's irking me? This Stoptover nonsense.

It'll be bloody Movember next as well.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:55, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah, fuck that shit
If I want a drink I'll fucking have one (i.e. 8)

Movember can get to fuck as well. I grow a beard once a week then shave it off - fucking pussies taking a month for a football* moustache

* 11 a side
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I called my eldest son a beardtard the other day because it only seems to grow under his chin
the missus was not impressed, I've got to stop letting this place seep into real life
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)

hahaha!
I like this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Click.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Excellent
Applies to all those stupid under the chin part beards too, as sported by the nu-metal fraternity, for example.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Full beard stripe without moustache = gnome

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Bravo!

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)

www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/screw-stoptober--smoking-is-cool-8851906.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:09, Reply)