Cleaned the flat this morning now at a manic soft play centre cos it's pissing it down
Alt: if by dinner you mean lunch then please kill yourself

Altalt: I once found what turned out to be an original copy of the bible, which was nice
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 10:58, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Was it signed by the author?

( Peej, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Dear Nakers,

Thanks for your support - especially the nails required to support my broken body on the cross!

All the best,

JC
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)

JC wasn't even born when the original bible came out!
This NT shit is for hipsters
( Peej, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Holy trinity mofo, he's always been around.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)

It's basically a deistic threeway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Oh fuck! They aren't adding Robin to The Matrix Franchise are they?

( Peej, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:09, Reply)

This is good!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Something about hundreds of years, a hundred authors and a thousand copies/edits

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)

If it's an original copy but not signed I'm afraid the guide price is just £5
However if it were signed by God himself it could be worth in excess of £150. /Clive_Farahar
( Peej, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I bought a book in a charity shop once that was signed by the author
he wrote, "to Alison, really hope you enjoy my book."

as she'd given it to a charity shop, I'm guessing she disn't.

and she was right. it was shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Stephen King likes to autograph his books and put them back on the shelf so people get a nice surprise
A shop in Australia accused him of vandalising books.
( Peej, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I hope this is true
i love this. albeit it is quite egotistical!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)

It is true, it was on BBC news and everything.

( Peej, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Link it and start a thread then please.
I miss bbc news threads :(
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:28, Reply)

News from 6 years ago thread!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6949300.stm

Perhaps I'll save the new thread until Monday where it can receive the attention something this current and relevant deserves.
( Peej, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)

You are an astute man, this sort of gold should be held back until it can reach maximum potential views.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)

If only Ch*mpy were still here
4eva in r harts
( Peej, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)

It's a crying shame he killed himself wanking with a bag over his head, noosed up inside a wardrobe of pleather clothing.
Now I literally have no idea what happens in the outside world.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)

I've googled and everything and I literally cannot find any bbc news links more recent than 2008

( Peej, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:40, Reply)

See, I've heard of this google thing, but I can't even find that, my electronic devices only lead me here now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:41, Reply)

A better surprise would be to open the book and find that it wasn't by Steven king

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I bought books this weekend
Gonna read them over the next two weeks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)

one finger under each word
Peter likes Jane.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)

hardly.
JG Ballard, Doris Lessing, Martin Amis.

Probs you should stick to Helen Fielding.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)

don't knock helen fielding, dude
she ain't struggling to pay the mortgage on a terraced £80k in York...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)

80K?
That's well out of my price range.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Mine too! *poor fives*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I saw Mark Thomas doing comedy recently.
One of his fans sent him a photo of the waterstones mystery section where all the books were turned spine-inwards I liked this a lot.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)