I met Monty, we had some beer. It was excellent.
Monty was alright too, Lolololol. But seriously, nice bloke.

Alt: Final Destination 3

Altalt: I faked enjoyment of the pizza fiends of mine made from scratch as an alternative Sunday dinner. It was proper horrid.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:22, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

fiends?
was it a pre-halloween party?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

No it was a typo.
Morning swipe. I'm in a fantastic mood today. How're you?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

i had suspected as much
good for you, how so?

i'm tired today, but can't otherwise complain.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Got a second interview Thursday, and from what the agent says all I have to do is not lose it and punch the guy,
And the job is mine.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Never mind, there'll be other jobs.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:27, Reply)

I booked in at 10 am so I'll only be half cut and therefore should be able to hold back.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)

oh nice!!!
then you can come to london for celebration beers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:27, Reply)

with losers off the internet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Yeah, it's in Middlesex, I don't even know where that is.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Staines.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)

UXBRIDGE!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)

It doesn't exist anymore. Hasn't for fifty years.
Are you going to be an electrician in the past? Sparky McFly!
( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)

More work there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:33, Reply)

What do you mean it doesn't exist?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Got swallowed up into Greater London.
Stopped being an official county in the 60s.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Right, I've had a look at a map, and it's in a stupid place.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)

London.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Just try not to take it out on the guy conducting the interview, yeah?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:51, Reply)

It was absorbed into Greater London before you were born.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:38, Reply)

It's more of an action than a place.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)