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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I wish the keys on a keyboard weren't so close together, I reckon spreading them out a bit would prevent loads of typos
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:24,
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I might invent this and take it to Dragons den, so don't steal it please
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:24,
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or you could just not have such fat fingers
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:25,
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but I like bacon wrapped chorizo cayke too much
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:26,
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I neva 'ad so much trouble when phones 'ad propa buttons on 'em an 'ting.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:27,
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Think you need one of these
www.gokeytech.com/images/Plus-Color-QWERTYjpg.jpg
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:30,
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Oooh, I like ity
Do you reckon they could add it to my laptop?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:33,
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Easy, just glue it on top of the existing one and plug in the back.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:35,
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Ape at the beach

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:35,
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