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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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see that seat where you mum was sitting?
See the damp patch she left behind? there
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:53, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
Oo *sniffs*
Minty!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:54, Reply)
i shoved a mint Cornetto up there earlier

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Which is why you will always be known as a gentleman, Sir.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:56, Reply)
how big do you reckon a 35mm button is?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Probably around a third of a centimetre, I'd say.
At a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:59, Reply)
shall we write more chompette scenarios?
nowt else going on
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Sadly, I'm actually quite busy.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:04, Reply)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:06, Reply)
I heard his babies are born in pleather sacks that you have to cut them out off, letting the home brew amniotic fluid pour onto a bucket for later consumption

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:10, Reply)
this would imply that he knows how to have sex in the first place, in order to impregnate someone
you assume too much, ape. too. much.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:17, Reply)
I heard you taught him everything he knows
the West Ken steamer
Russet rimming
Locked door of doom
etcetc
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:18, Reply)
YOU HEARD WRONG

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:19, Reply)
I ent got spunky ears like chutters

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:22, Reply)
or three and a half
You terrible mathwrong
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:01, Reply)
:-O

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:02, Reply)
Well, I can divide 20 by 2, but aside from that I'm not great.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:04, Reply)
I got told a very amusing Cornetto story of once.
Internetting gets no better than this ^
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:24, Reply)

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