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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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No, I fucking hate hypochondriacs, pull yourself together you moaning tub of lard
Alt: Last time I was in hospital was for a 12 week scan and blood tests
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:08, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
is your missus up the duff again?

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)
I hope not
I spunked in Ape's hairgel, rather than her cavernous mimsy
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)
I am a sucker for punishment

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)

punishment not noticing the milkman visiting
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Gonna need a bigger flat.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)
looking at a house on Wednesday!

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Moving out of London then?

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Yep, down to Winchester for a year, then will branch out into the country side more

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)
This will be the beginning of fat ape, you mark my words.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)
\o/

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Congratulations.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Cheers bruv, looking forward to it
although mrs ape has been fucking miserable this time around
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Just remind her that pregnancy is not an illness, that should cheer her up!

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)
nope, it's a sexually transmitted disease.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)
You sat outside in the car while she gave birth?
Or did you just leave the engine running?
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)
in case of emergencies you see, I gotta make a quick get a away
Alright Al? You've been around much recently
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)
No I haven't.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)
it's good to talk

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Hi Bob.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Still taller than BAttered

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:27, Reply)

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