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No, I fucking hate hypochondriacs, pull yourself together you moaning tub of lard
Alt: Last time I was in hospital was for a 12 week scan and blood tests
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:08,
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is your missus up the duff again?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:09,
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I hope not
I spunked in Ape's hairgel, rather than her cavernous mimsy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:09,
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I am a sucker for punishment
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:09,
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punishment not noticing the milkman visiting
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:14,
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Gonna need a bigger flat.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:15,
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looking at a house on Wednesday!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:15,
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Moving out of London then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:20,
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Yep, down to Winchester for a year, then will branch out into the country side more
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:22,
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This will be the beginning of fat ape, you mark my words.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:26,
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\o/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:30,
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Congratulations.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:20,
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Cheers bruv, looking forward to it
although mrs ape has been fucking miserable this time around
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:20,
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Just remind her that pregnancy is not an illness, that should cheer her up!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:22,
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nope, it's a sexually transmitted disease.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:23,
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lol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:24,
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You sat outside in the car while she gave birth?
Or did you just leave the engine running?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:09,
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in case of emergencies you see, I gotta make a quick get a away
Alright Al? You've been around much recently
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:10,
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No I haven't.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:12,
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it's good to talk
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:15,
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Hi Bob.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:25,
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Still taller than BAttered
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:27,
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